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| Some stuff really ticks me off. I mean REALLY ticks me off.... |
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Yes yes, mean time between updates is appalling. But one word of advice fits the bill neatly -- GET USED TO IT! |
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I never thought I could despise anyone more than I despise the collective community of Members of Parliament, but making excellent progress for this very distinction is the collection of delegates at the Bomas of Kenya. I don't care if your father, mother, great aunt, brother or spouse is there. If your relative thinks getting sodas is more important than building a constitution for the odd 30 million Kenyans then your relative, my friend, is too intellectually challenged to hit the water if (s)he fell out of a boat. If you and your relative think that the conference is interfering with their family then your family is already in problems and would have broken apart, conference or not. However, since you feel so strongly about it, pack your things and be on your way! If you are related to that gentleman who wanted 30 million Kenyans to pay for his indulgence in some hanky panky with his better half, please I beg an opportunity to meet you and he so I can laugh the tonsils out of my head at such nonsense. Sir, these are things you should do on your own bloody time with your own bloody money! Cretin! As for that good lass who fondly refers to herself as 'Tausi', the prerogative to obtain umbrellas falls squarely on your own shoulders. A brolly is 100 bob in town so avail yourself of one and stop whining about the issue! SUMMARY: To any CKRC delegate reading this: if you feel the conference is interfering with your business, your family, your -- er -- drive, the price of your tomatoes, the smoothness of your skin or anything else, then GET YOUR CANDY ARSE THE HELL OUT! BUGGER OFF! There are millions of other Kenyans willing to sacrifice for their country.
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| Congratulations to Alex 'Ballgum' Ferguson, Manchester United and all their fans for their success over the past few weeks. Indeed you lifted the cup and hats off to you. | |
I like to think I am open minded and realistic and I heartily concede we cocked up royally and squandered an eight point lead to end up almost as much adrift. Inexcusable. A few things however, I could suggest to Admiral Venger:
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