EULOGIES should me more along these lines....
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DEDICATIONS: Music is the language of the heart -- touching messages to loved and not so loved ones

Well, I am still an ardent believer in Murphy's Laws. No doubt you recall my encounter with some thoughtful gentlemen who try and much as they humanly can to relieve fellow man of the nuisance of wallets, money and so forth.

Well, the other day I had visited the bank, Text Book Center and a electronics shop and was staggering home with a large book (Shakespeare's entire works), an external CD-Writer, assorted odds and ends and some iron men when who should I run into but these kind gents! Of all days!

This time they were in no mood for talk, and in a trice the Bard had transferred ownership. The gentlemen then asked me to volunteer everything else I was carrying. The explanation that my phone had been borrowed by my aunt's brother's third uncle on her mother's sisters's side was found to be wanting. And the one that the box within which the writer languished contained nothing but assorted vegetables was similarly rejected.

It came down to two choices:

• Reveal my secret identity as Batman and pistol whip the snot and poop out of those gents
• Run like a typical small boy's nose

Option one was rejected for the excellent reason that I was not ready to reveal that secret so option 2 was taken. The velocity I displayed amazed those gentleman. One second they were reaching for my person and in the next they were clutching at nothing. Neo, Morpheus and Trinity had nothing on me that day. I broke the sound barrier twice.

I hope they enjoy the Shakespeare.

Only an MP can deign to increase the figure written on the paycheck without having done any work at all! And quite realistically this work appears to be:

1. Sleeping furiously and snoring sonorously
2. Making statements that even idiots would not. e.g. Seceding from Kenya, being arrested because of being Kalenjin
3. Calling for resignations left right and center

500,000 bob for that is not a bad deal! Can any party nominate me? I can take Serut's place in whatever commission he is in and he can start, chair and be the sole member of the Animal Husbandry Commission.

Dear Messers Bush & Blair,
The greatest weapon of mass destruction is sheer stupidity!

"Due to our weather anchor's absence, today there will be no weather."

Hot and fresh out of the kitchen: The Information Desk
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Intense fighting for room at the Agumbaru Corner!
Read Issue 50: About Thika and a man called Bush!

10 March: Back to the same old humdrum routine
17 March: Embark on yet another project
19 March: Party!!!

Since am too lazy to reply to you all, this will have to do
Njeri: Am so there!
Aida: :-)
Wanjiku: Get in touch!!
Daudi W: Up and running!
JP: My son, you owe me money.
Jimmy Earth to Jimmy!

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