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| Some stuff really ticks me off. I mean REALLY ticks me off.... |
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I keep telling people that God has an excellent sense of humour, second to none. I mean, in life one has two options -- either you go to school for 12 years, university for at least 4, intern for about another 4 doing crappy jobs before getting a semblance of a good job. Alternatively, you could become the President of the United States. |
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After a long absence attending to the calls of duty in some remote region in Rwanda, where I understand the resident monkey population believes it is part of the human population, the Patriarch is back, in excellent health and excellent spirits. You, sir, have been sorely missed! |
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For those of us who may not have had the pleasure, our Roads Minister, one John Michuki is a very fascinating individual. One has not seen life until one has seen the look on a TV station cameraman that has drawn duty to cover this gentleman, and has tried unsuccessfully to give away his only cow to a fellow cameraman to do it for him The look is very much like that that must have crossed Daniel's face as he was cheerfully informed that he was going for a one on one with a pride (and joy) of hungry lions. Our John is a cameraman's nightmare chiefly due to the fact that getting footage of that gent is (as I heard a chap in this line of work bitterly say) im{censored} {censored} {censored} possible! This is due to the fact that immediately those cameras are put on, the man's movements make Neo dodging bullets from Smith and his men look like the leaning tower of Pisa doing the tootsie roll in a pool of frozen molasses. His head ducks, swans, bobs and weaves, floating like a butterfly on steroids but not stinging like a bee. His eyes dart from here and there, probably before light reflects back into them. His neck jerks almost violently from one point of compass to the next, shoulders following reluctantly. But I digress. This gentleman some weeks back issued instructions to the effect that kutoga leo all matatus henceforth, from then onwards and from now on shall have seat belts and speed governors installed. For those of us who have never had the pleasure of traveling in one, allow me to elaborate. A matatu, at it simplest is a combination of the following:
To Be Continued in issue 62... |
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Barring my MPs and Councillors, I love just about everything about my country. However, the music scene has become a pain in the -- er -- somewhere. Why? It's beginning to sound the same. 98% of the artists
fondly believe they are rappers. All rap songs contain
one or more of the following : It's easy to be a critic but can't we please come up with something new? Come on peeps, can't we be original? For goodness sake some 50 Cent wannabe has actually taken it to a new level by releasing a Kiswahili version of In Da Club. CMB, Ogopa DJs and Blu Zebra -- give us some credit. We can detect "borrowed" beats a mile away. We've heard Tempting To Touch, Da RockWilda, O Sista, Deja Vu, Never Diss A Man, I Hate You So Much, In Da Club ... Try harder my lads! Can you spell LAWSUIT? |
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