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My Music |
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For me, Music is never serious business. Too many violists to ridicule, bassons to play, and pieces to play in the style of "Heart and Soul". (try the Pachelbel Canon!) By superb faking and innate luck, I have fooled everyone into thinking that I play the violin. I have been spreading my ignorance by teaching music since 8th grade, and I plan on sharpening my unknowledge by majoring in music at college. |
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This should say, "My All Time Favorite Music Jokes", but I'm too lazy to mess with it.
Q: What do you get when you toss a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A Flat Minor!
Q: What do you call a saxophonist with half a brain?
A: Gifted
Q: What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching!
Q: What's the dynamic range of a bass trombone?
A: On or off
Q: What's the difference between a violinist and a violist?
A: None; the violinist's head is bigger!
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Rubber Band
Band-Aids
Bandjo
Robin Hood's Band of Merry Men
Bandits
ABandOnment
The Band in Gilead
James Band
HeadBands
Bandy Griffith |
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Home |
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My Music |
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The Jesus page |
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The Van Vogts |
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Dear Maria |
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For the past three summers, I have attended the Summer Music Academy at Pensacola Chrisian College. YAY!!!! AS you can see, the thought of my going off to summer camp thrills me. (It thrills my parents, too, but we won't go there) |
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Mozart, eat your heart out! (me, 1987?) |
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Camp 2001 |
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Camp 2002 |
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Camp 2003 |
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