The Wild and Wacky World of
MARIA L. VAN VOGT
Good evening! Well, maybe it isn't evening where you are, but it is evening right now! But wait, when I work on this in the morning it will be morning! OH NO!!!! And we musn't forget the dear afternooners who will be looking at this. But right now it is EVENING, and EVENING it shall be! So quit whining!!!! What's that you say? It's not evening where YOU are? Well, FINE THEN!!! GOOD MORNING! GOOD AFTERNOON! GOOD EVENING! GOOD RIDDANCE!!!! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Hello, I am Maria, the One Who Never Goes Psycho. I am so happy you could come and visit my site this eveni- er, this day! This is the first web site I've ever done, so if you find it corny as all get out or faulty, you know why!

And whatever you do, pleeeease sign my guestbook!!! Because if you don't, I may get depressed because the counter thingy says that 3,000 people have visited my site and I only have two guestbook signatures. Then, in a fit of despair, I may throw myself off a train trestle, thus ending my young and fragile life, and I don't think you want THAT to happen! (okay, besides Christina... :-P)
Here I am showing some team spirit by markering "TEAM 3" all over my bare skin (the teeth are fake)
Links:
The Van Vogts
My Music
What I do to look like I'm contributing to the world
The Jesus Page
Dear Maria: the only advice column you'll ever need!
WANTED: the all-time goofiest pics of my friends
FOODSHOW PICS!!!!!
Name: Read the title of this page, genius!
Email:
[email protected]
Joke for the Day
Some soldiers, seeing a boy with a donkey passing by their camp, decided to have some fun with him.
    "What are you holding so tight to your brother for?" they jeered.
     "So he won't join the Army," was the quick reply.
Here I am at the 2003 Pomeroy Junior Miss Contest (in the famous purple dress)
Here I am showing my political tendencies early. Heil dur Fuhrer! :-)
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