I am a 50 year old woman living in Estonia.
I live in a gingerbread house.  When small German children come by,
I put them in the oven, then eat them, then defecate and sculpt their remains into
statues.
 

At the time of this writing, I lead the great clan Merida,
of desert warriors who hide in shadow, and leap out to
destroy our link-dead enemies when the opportunity arises.

You may contact me at [email protected]

Your emails should take this format:
 
 

My grandpa taught me that, just the same as he taught me to stay evasive, fleecall,
and keep quiet and not wiggle when he bent me over and put me face down in the
desert sand.