In this issue of Gayzer weekly, he takes an application.  Note his lack 
of response to misuse of "gestalts", and made-up words :furigates, 
enhults, and gratulance.  Went right over his pointy little head :(
Also of lesser note is where he says he has no morals and will dl loot 
anyone.



You tell Vazer 'I feel that I am worthy of the horde of assassins that arrive from the unforgiving desert.  The army known as... Vazer and Sindel.'

Vazer tells you 'do you now?'

You tell Vazer 'I do indeedy.'

Vazer tells you 'how so?'

You tell Vazer 'Well, I may be just rabble, but I believe with the proper training from master assassins such as you and Sindel, I could become a worthy member of your clan.'

Vazer tells you 'why do you not wish to seek refuge from the foul Phoenix?'

You tell Vazer 'As in the words of the great Cafezaki, the Phoenix are degenerates, and undeserving of a puny warrior such as myself.'

Vazer tells you '<cackle>'

You tell Vazer 'Indeed.'

Vazer tells you 'you wish to relinquish your position as number 1 Phoenix to join the Merida?'

You tell Vazer 'I shall do it without a moment of hesitation.'

Vazer tells you 'then a test...art thou prepared?'

You tell Vazer 'As much as any being can be prepared for the onslaught of the Merida.'

Vazer tells you 'the test is not one of battle, but one of ideals?'

You tell Vazer 'The powers of moral are more important than those of physical prowess.'

Vazer tells you 'this is true wise one, but can the powers of moral be controlled'

You tell Vazer 'The power of stealth enhults all.'

Vazer tells you 'as a Merida who would thou seek war with?'

You tell Vazer 'I seek war with all the gestalts who dare furigate the might of the Merida.'

Vazer tells you 'dost thou have honour in the quest of the pkill?'

You tell Vazer 'The quest for true killers is the test of gratulance, and in that respect I am engulfed by honor.'

Vazer tells you 'wouldst thou ever mutilate a player Dead Link? Steal a weapon which had slipped from your opponents hand?'

You tell Vazer 'I shall not, for fear of the sociopolitical ramifications that would follow.'

Vazer tells you 'I fear you may not be worthy then of the Merida'

Vazer tells you 'Would thou steal from the rich and give to the poor?'

You tell Vazer 'That I shall, if the poor was worthy.'

Vazer tells you 'by what name(s) would thou fight for the Merida?'

You tell Vazer 'My confidence has been shattered, my lord... Why dost thou say I may not be worthy of Merida?'

You tell Vazer 'My lord?'

Vazer tells you 'My apologies, I art being tellspammed'

Vazer tells you 'The Merida are a steathly and sneaky clan'

Vazer tells you 'we do not seek battle, we seek the death of those who may upset the realm of the merida'

Vazer tells you 'or those who we may seek to gain great riches from'

You tell Vazer 'Dost that mean we shall destroy all who oppose us, regardless of their link status?'

Vazer tells you 'once the Merida have targeted their foe, the Merida will seek to kill that foe in any manor possible'

Vazer tells you 'that is up to our discrepancy'

You tell Vazer 'My lord, I shall not hesitate at once to loot a link-dead fighter, if it so pleases you.'

Vazer tells you 'if we do not feel the person worthy of being link live to see his death, then yes we shall destroy those who are link dead'

Vazer tells you 'you have answered wisely, you may be Merida material after all'

Vazer tells you 'by what name(s) wouldst thou fight under for the Merida?'

You tell Vazer 'I shall first fight with the vampire Tuandan, leaving my Phoenix avatars as they are so I can destroy the rest of the puny Phoenix with stealth and deception.'

Vazer tells you 'ahhh so you seek'd to deceive me before?'

You tell Vazer 'A poor attempt at stealth... I know better now.'

Vazer tells you 'No I enjoyed your transparent attempt to deceive me'

You tell Vazer 'Thank ye.'

Vazer tells you 'But dont ever attempt to decieve me again, les't you face the wrath of the Merida'

You tell Vazer 'I realize who my superiors are.'

Vazer tells you 'dos't this mean you wish to disembowel your current fellow Phoenix?'

You tell Vazer 'Their ignorance and foolishness fills me with hatred.'

Vazer tells you 'shall I ask thy question again?'

You tell Vazer 'Yes, my Lord.  I shall stain the Temple of the Phoenix with their blood.'

Vazer tells you 'whose blood wouldst thou wipe upon your sash?'

You tell Vazer 'The pretentious fool Javert, the ignorant pkiller known as Zutir, and countless others...'

Vazer tells you 'the foul Javert fell to the evil Daemonite a fort night ago, good to hear <cackle>'

Vazer tells you 'alright wise one, I must consult with my ingrate assistants, I feel you may have a future with the Merida'

You tell Vazer 'Thank ye, I look forward to hearing from you.'

You tell Vazer 'In the meantime, I shall conduct stealth behind the backs of the Phoenix while under the guise of my previous identity.'

Vazer tells you 'good good, I shall post to the Merida of your intentions and tenative loyalty to the Merida'