STORY #1:
Once upon a time, Robo Drac killed people for money and because he needed their blood. But then, after the people started to piss him off he went bezerk and shot up the place with his fucking ROBO GUN HANDS. dude...fuck this story writing shit. i'm fucking done school...SO WHY AM I STILL WRITING SHIT FOR YOU DICKLESS COCKFUL BASTARDS. fuck this!

And then ROBO DRAC killed everyone!

STORY #2:
Once Upon A Time Robo-Drac went to a Farmers Market to buy some old country rotten ham, and once there, he realized it was Free Baby Day, and they were giving away babies. Well, one thing led to another, and he killed Jews. The End.

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STORY #3:
One morning Robo Drac awoke and went outside to get his paper. Once outside, some IRA members approached him in their van, and said "We're IRA memembers, here to stop opression of our Catholic faith by the dirty dirty Protestants!" Robo Drac laughed his metalic laugh and shook his metal head and said "I don't like you guys, so I think I'll shit some bricks." So her fuck. What the hell, this story is gay. It's hard to write fucking short Robo Drac stories, I'm better at writting epic length stories, and the most epic Robo Drac could do is brutally murdering toddlers. I'm sure I'll think of something later. The point is, the IRA sucks my Pudding ass. Then I fucked that girl. The End.

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Drac Drac bo-back, a banana fanna fo fac, be bi bo back, DRAC!