the following is an email that sent was sent to 'Salty the Pocketknife' aka Screech's band. i seriously recommend listening to the music before reading this. here's the band url.
Salty the Pocketknife's mp3.com site
dear screech,
what the hell are you doing?
seriously, screech, you should know better, you were the smart one.
hahaha
this is the worst band ive ever heard.
you should at least be the frontman, i mean shit, youre fucking screech for mike's sake
and on top of that, screech is the longest one syllable word, so you deserve some respect from that screechy voiced monster fucking vocalist.
take control of your life man, please, do it for me.
break up the band and go solo with the band named, 'cmon, its monster fucking screech'
i always hated saved by the bell, but you were the best one on it... not really, those chicks were hot.
but actually, fuck the solo career, start a band with slater called, 'cmon, its slater and monster fucking screech from saved by the bell'
seriously screech.
crapfully yours,
ROBO DRAC
the next day, i mean seriously, the exact next day, like 12 hours after we sent the email, screech emailed us back. and we just know that screech has way too much time on his hands because HE FUCKING EMAILED US BACK THE NEXT FUCKING DAY. what celebrity does that? screech. fucking screech what a fucking loser.
ok ok, well here's his half-assed response.
Subject: Re: An MP3.com Fan has sent you an email!
Date: Mon, 29 Apr 2002 14:06:43 EDT
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
how about get a life you loser.
ouch screech, my feelings.
well since he hurt our feelings, we here at RDO believe you should send an mail to screech at: [email protected]
tell 'em ROBO DRAC sent you, then shred his emotions with sharp boxcutters of text. thank you.
move onto the SCREECH CONVERSATIONS
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