"Enough ROBO DRAC quotes to jerk off a steer" When you are getting slaughtered by ROBO DRAC, he might blirt out a few "catch phases" like so:

ROBO DRAC SEZ:

• "brush your teeth or i'll break your legs"
  
• "i like face"
  
• "Robo Drac To President: Eat My Metal Ass With A Side Of Fuck You Cracker"
• "To Fred Durst: It's over."
• "i have a child slave labor factory in Phoenix."
• "next time there is shaved cinnamon in my cappucino you better start running."
  
• "blah! i vant to suck your blood"
  
• "I BERZERKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  
• ROBO DRAC TO FACE TRUCK: "YOUR MUFFLER SMELLS LIKE NIGGER"
  
• "fuck."
  
• "suck it, i'm robo-drac"
  
• "ROBO!!!!!!!!!!! DRAC!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  
• "i don't know what those zookeepers get payed for"
  
• "here goes my main fuse again, IT'S KILLING THE ELDERLY TIME!!!"
  
• "i like pie and rods"
  
• "Man, quit crying, you are such a pussy... and you wonder why your family is all dead"
  
• "Sack of heads, sack of dick heads, whats the difference, i'm the one digging graves in the garden"
  
• "If you wanted to me to not kill your family, why do you go flaunting them around, i'm just a robot, i have urges"
  
• "My idea of cleavage is 1 side of a bolt, mmm mm"
  
• "Busting open a skull is like cracking a peanut, throw the shell on the grond and savor the chewy chewy inside..wait, peanuts aren't chewy, BUT BRAINS ARE"
  
• "Robo Drac On Holocaust: Adolf Who????"
  
• "oh, i'm sorry, wrong house.... oh what the hell, i've never killed a lesbian couple before"
  
• "ROBO DRAC SEZ: FUCK THIS TRADE CENTER, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO ELIAN GONZELLEZ?"
  
• "next time i see your ass in my face...it's hammertime.
  
• "a stroll in the mall for me is like a panda in a dirty needle factory, damned if you know how he got there, but you know theres goanna be some shenanigans and casualties"
  
• "sounds like someone has a case of the 'i'm about to die now's"
  
• "If i'm the queen of poland who the fuck just raped my cat?"
  
• "lets just pretend your child is still alive and let's get it on"
  
• "a day without a queer is a hell of a year"
  
• "poofy shirts are all the rage"
  
• "fuck you NASA! you aint shit!"
  
• "just a little dab'll do ya, but a little dab of my balls in your ass will make you squeal"
  
• "Hey MTV! Go fuck yourself."
  
• "are you sure that knife wasn't in your head BEFORE i came?"
  
• "damn you...im out of ass grease."
  
• "Well...none of you faggots have a wheel"
  
• "well if you like the kid that much i'll just kill you too and spare all 3 of us the grief"
  
• "If i had a STD for every time I heard someone scream in pain, well, i think i would have alot more than my Doc says i already do"
• "fuck. im out of rustolium"
  
• "one day, i'll get TWO wheels. THEN I'D RULE THE WORLD! MOOOHAHAHAHA"
• "if this is my job, whatever will i do for a hobby?"
  
• "if children were popcorn, id eat em with butter and a side of ASS"
  
• "if it was 8 seconds ago, you'd still be breathing"
  
• "if every kid was like branden westrich there would be alot more faggots in the world, boy i like to kill them"
  
• "Boy, that kid was easy"
  
• "I swear, if you kids dont shut your damn mouths i'm turning this car around and there will be no fucking Disney World."
• "i'm soooooo angry, i like to kill"
  
• "UOY KCUF"
• "dammit, if i would have remembered my suitcase, i could have given you a brocure on your choices of death" - robo-drac the door to door killsman
  
• "if monkeys are good at softball, then i won the gold medal for killing toddlers in the 1998 nagano special olympic games."
  
• "Six Million Jews Can't Be Wrong!"
  
• "FUCK YOU, CARSON DALY.
• "ROBO DRAC TO THE BRITISH: GET SOME FUCKING SUNLIGHT YOU LIMEY BASTERDS"
  
• "I'LL BRING YOU INTO A DARK ALLEY AND FIGHT YOU."
  
• "if children were made to die at the age of 7, why complain. Ballsack"
  
• "i'm soooooo depressed, whoah is me"
  
• "if i could smoke ass, it would be like all the benefits of 'Pork Futures' with the mild flavor of a musky Wine-O to throw you a change up"
  
• "Fuck! I promised myself i wouldn't decapitate another steer for a week. and look at me...covered with steer brains."
  
• "Seriously. Don't fuck with me or my 1973 Gremlin."
  
• "Them Chillin's be good as a muthafucka"
  
• "baby skulls, their everywhere you want to be"
  
• "gimme some of that sweet toaster ass"
  
• "wait wait wait...you DIDN'T want me to kill your kids? oh! haha, boy is my face red!"
  
• "fuck man. the next car i see drive by, i'm going shithouse on their ass."
• "DONT YOU REALIZE!?!? THIS IS MY NATURE!! I WAS BORN TO KILL YOUR KIDS!!! *snobs*
• "fighting the microwavble american cuisine since I first saw the love boat"
  
• "ohhh, that was your kid...well if you shut up i'll buy you a new one tomorrow, cock man"
  
• "oh these blood stains are just im-poss-ible"
  
• "department stores are the place to be to kill a child or two"
  
• "i can disguise myself as ham"
  
• "are you a robo-drac???
  ...no
  ...yeah, thats what i thought, faggot"
  
• "why do they call a driveway a driveway if you can kill everyone standing on it?"
  
• "I smoke crack...CONSTANTLY."
  
• "One time i ate my neighbor's shit"
• "HEY! Up yours Howard Kocel!"
  
• "DAMN YOU SIMON AND GARFUNKLE! YOU TOOK MY IDEA."
  
• "Robo Drac To Pope: "That Jesus Guy Is Over-Rated!"
  
• "well if thats a motherboard? what the? well... what did i stick up my ass?"
  
• "Robo Drac On Love: Women are like Parking Spaces; all the good ones are taken and all the available ones are handicapped!"
  
• "Foregin shop-keeps beware"
  
• "Urkle is 'Da Bomb'"
  
• "hooker"
  
• "it's my one wheel, isn't it!? Well i can't help that!
• "30 Killer Robots agree: Kid's taste better if they don't bathe"
• "they sure don't make cadavers like they used to...too many vessels"
  
• "if a fuck in the ass was like stealing a bike, i would have invaded poland years ago"
  
• "i am the cheesey man man, i can do what ever i can can can, i like to smoke, i like to rape, i even once fucked a grape, but that doesn't matter because i'm goanna crush your babies skull because i'm big and metal and your a pussy"
  
• "give a kid a stabbing once, scar him for a day, teach a boy to wallow in self pitty and relish in suicidal thoughts, make him dead for good"
  
• "whatchoo talkin 'bout Jesus?"
  
• "Robo Drac On 'Roots': 'A LAUGHT RIOT!'"
  
• "Robo Drac To The U.N.: I'll Have A Large Fries With A Shake!"
  
• "Robo Drac On Keifer Sutherland: Who The Hell Names Their Kid Keifer??"
  
• "My Dick Smells Like Rustoleium!"
  
• "Hold on to your musky smell Shop-Keep, it's ASS EXPLODING TIME!"
  
• "I like my baby skulls lightly salted"