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Fuck You Queen Mum

Tabloids dig deep on the one they call Mr. Drac

    HEADLINES TO SUCK ON TILL YOU CHOKE LIKE JEW
  • "Robo Drac Kicked Off of 'Friends' After One Episode!"
  • "Robo Drac To Star In Re-Make of 'The Golden Girls!'"
  • "ROBO DRAC KILLS MACY GRAY. SAYS: I DON'T LIKE BLACK CRACK SINGERS"
  • "robo drac crashes aaliyah's plane, says crack binge is to blame"
  • "ROBO DRAC BLAMES PAUL HOGAN FOR THE HOLOCAUST!"
  • "Robo Drac to preside in court as judge for case Ronald Edward Gay vs. city of St. Louis"
  • "Robo-Drac shits in the nominee envelope for the oscars: And the oscar goes to Sly Stalone"
  • "Robo-Drac ends summer of love with disco, says he did it to piss off people with intelligence"
  • "Cure for Giganticism found in Robo-Drac's Pancreatic Juices, tells the doctors to 'BUGGER OFF!'"
  • "Robo-Drac and Adolf Hitler found to be intertwined in a love triangle with Extra Terrestrials"
  • "QUEEN KNIGHTS ROBO DRAC! SIR ROBO DRAC THEN PROCEEDS TO CRUSH HER SKULL WITH THE SWORD THAT HE WAS JUST KNIGHTED WITH MOMENTS BEFORE!"
  • "Robo Drac Cures Breast Cancer---But Only To Unleash New 'Badder Breast Cancer' Upon Unsuspecting World!"
  • "Robo Drac See's Gone With The Wind. Says 'Ass'"
  • "Robo Drac To Martha Stewart: Release Our Soldiers You Hostage Taking Whore! President Explanes that Martha Stewart didnt do that. Two minutes later, President found headless. Robo Drac blames it on 'The Wind'"
  • "Robo Drac Says Top Gun Is A Gay Metaphor!"
  • "Robo Drac Destroyes Rain Forrest! Says He Wanted A New Barren Lot For Picnics and Massacres!"
  • "Robo Drac Enters Pie Eating Contest...Kills EVERYONE! Bystander Hillbilly Onlooker Describes: 'That Robot Sure Can Eat!'"
  • "Kindergarden Explodes! Robo Drac!"
  • "Robo Drac Reveals That He In Fact Is Alan Smitthe!"
  • "Robo Drac Renames The Army 'The Killbot Factory!'"
  • "Robo Drac Fucks The Queen Mum With Metal Rods!"
  • "Robo Drac Kidnaps Young Teen Girls And Eats Their Skin"
  • "Robo Drac Declares That These Tabloid Headlines Aren't Funny And That's It."

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