You know...
You know you're obsessed with LotR when...

-you have the tattoo somewhere on your body in permanent marker.
-you have the scripts printed off the internet.
-you constantly quote from the movies or books and have become the butt of everyone's jokes because you're the walking script.
-you are the only one who knows the complete set of rules to Tig Tag.
-you have waited in line to see FotR and TTT dressed up as a character with the other geeks there.
-you have a LotR devoted screenname, website, blog, or email address. *ahem*
-you have sewn replica costumes from the movies for you to wear for Halloween every year, for the rest of your known existance.
-your favorite song is the bar song from the extended FotR.
-you wear a replica One Ring and constantly stroke it and hiss "my preciousss!"
-everytime one of your friends has sweat pouring down their face for one reason or another, you have to say "y'ok? is it a splintah?"
-you know who BK, Keiran, Fawn, or that other kid is who do the hobbit height doubles.