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NON TRADITIONAL KARATE

Is your Karate Style Traditional?

 

If your basic Katas involve two cartwheels, a back flip, prarie dogs and cottage cheese...

IT AIN'T TRADITIONAL!!

If your weapons forms include "Smith & Wesson Ichiban" and "Louisville Slugger"...

IT AIN'T TRADITIONAL!!

If your uniforms have frills, tassels, shoot sparks and come in colors such as "Rotten Apple Red"...

IT AIN'T TRADITIONAL!!

If your organization patch includes a picture of a duck breathing fire...

IT AIN'T TRADITIONAL!!

If you claim the founder of your system was an ancient albino okinawan shaman named "Soke Fred"...

IT AIN'T TRADITIONAL!!

If your Katas resemble movements from the "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers" (yes, even the non cartoon versions)...

IT AIN'T TRADITIONAL!!

If you have Senseis with names like: Michaelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and their Sensei was named Master Splinter...

IT AIN'T TRADITIONAL!!

 

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