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| Princess Karlita drowns herself in deep thought as she dines on a royal meal: Corn Dogs and a Coke. What were YOU thinking??? |
| Erico Suave makes a bet that the princess can't fit 5 corn dogs in her mouth at once. Karlita was up to the challenge. She lost. Nine more Scooby Snacks. |
| The princess was a little floopy, so we thought it would be funny to get her on California Screamin'. We wanted to see some barfage. |
| Any sign yet? Get the vomit bucket ready. I think it's coming. |
| Here's the result. Since we only had three persons in our party (and boy was it a party!), I had to ride with Britney Spears. She's not as hot in person. |
| Princess Karlita and Erico Suave are seen here developing pictures. Scratch that. Here we are waiting for the all-new Playhouse Disney: Live on Stage! |
| RED SHOES! |
| We went back to Karlita's country cottage. It's a quaint little place, but a red house would have gone better with the shoes... Scratch that. This is the set of the Playhouse Disney show. This is from Bear in the Big Blue House. What a fruit. |
| Outside the cottage, Princess Karlita's boyfriend, Prince Jamie came out to greet us, but was instantly mauled by a huge bear! Blood was everywhere. It even got on Karlita's shoes, but you couldn't really tell. |
| In the backyard, Karlita's cottage was infested with tiny yellow pill bugs. We killed them all. |
| The princess' neighbor, Stanley, saw how fun it is to have a big killer bear as a pet, so he got himself a purple ape. |
| The cute purple ape killed him instantly. |
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| Then Pooh and his friends invaded Muppet-Style and posed for a really crappy picture. It was entirely their fault. |
| Woopie! I found my dear dear friend Patty McCakes back in Disneyland next to the Where's Waldo ride. She's such a sweetheart. |
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| Finally, the princess poses for one final shot as she gets ready to don lederhosen and get it on with the Abominable Snowboy. Don't worry, she'll make him a Snowman yet. |
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| And Luna comes out to declare another day here at The Routes is over. "Goodbye. Goodbye. Good Friends, goodbye. Just now it's time to go. But hey, I say, 'Well, it's okay.' Because we'll see you very soon I know." |
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| Wagers. Barf. Shoes. |
| A Naughty Adventure |
| You may be asking yourself, "How did this Route of Three Musketeers turn into a story solely about Princess Karlita?" Yes, I'm asking myself that too. Oh well, LIVE WITH IT. |
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