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| Three Amigos head to Disneyland for a preview of the new Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh attraction. From Left: Princess Karlita (sporting a honeycomb fez), Erico Suave (with a bee/honey pot party hat), and yours truly Ricky (modeling a fuzzy-collared Quiksilver jacket and fat chubby cheeks). |
| Princess Karlita takes the driver's seat of our honeycomb car, "Heffalump." Notice her reluctance to watch the road as she drives. It's like that in real life too. |
| Another group shot of our trio of brave voyagers. Nothing funny to say here. FAT CHEEKS! |
| Alright, the moment you've been waiting for! We're inside the ride. Woohoo! Pooh gets a rise out of seeing Princess Karlita enter the show building... because we let in a draft! What were YOU thinking??? |
| Now Pooh and his friends find themselves in the middle of a raging flood. Owl, the crotchety old fart that his is, doesn't give a crud about his 'so-called' friends. This scene is cool. By the way, I had to brighten the heck out of this photo. It doesn't look this shoddy in the real attraction... although "others" may beg to differ... |
| Our courageous adventurers wander into Pooh's dream. Pooh gets another rise after seeing all the honey. I was also getting hot and bothered in this room... that jacket is very warm and the room had plenty of lights! What were YOU thinking??? And yes, Princess Karlita is making out with that honey pot with eyes. |
| As a request from Angel Wing Jasmine, I snapped a quick picture of Pooh's slippers. FYI, I had to crop the picture to edit out Pooh bare naked in his bed. Kinky, but so very wrong. |
| And as we approach the end of the ride, we find ourselves invited to Pooh's birthday party! Yeah! Although, Tigger made it more about himself than Pooh. Pooh didn't care though. He was busy eating out Princess Karlita's brains... Mmm... Trojan Brains... |
| With half a brain left, Karlita has a sudden yearning for all things honey. She had to battle off the final boss of the ride to gain 500 HP (Hunny Pots). She lost, but was a good sport about it, after about 9 Scooby Snacks... |
| Not feeling very comfortable with letting a drunken princess drive the Honeycomb SR7, I unbuttoned my jacket and felt much better. Erico Suave shared a hearty laugh after Princess Karlita asked where she was. |
| The Pooh ride was over and so was Princess Karlita's hangover (with the help of a stomach pump). We headed to the Haunted Mansion where demons transformed Erico Suave's face into his brother's. Well, maybe not his brother's, but it doesn't look like Suave. |
| Alright, so I thought Karlita was over her state of drunkenness, but I was wrong. After heading down to DCA, we lost track of her and later found her revisiting her old Mardi Gras days. She got a ton of beads that day. |
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| Booze. Flashing. Cheeks. |
| A Naughty Adventure |
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