| U S C |
| . The Graduate: |
| The Crazy Adventures of Princess Karlita continue with the last chapter of her days as a college student. |
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| So things were pretty uneventful for a long while. What else were we supposed to do but mock the security? What would you do in our place? Anyway, here's a big gut. Victoriana Isabella III chuckles from all the lumpiness. |
| I flat out busted out laughing my hair off. "Hee hee hee," I crapped in my pants. |
| Ignoring the alien to the left of the picture, we discovered the Chiquita banana girl, now 83 and married to the Imperial butter King. I sure do take crappy photos. |
| 4 AM (!!!) to get good parking and a good seat... and the pay off...? Shiite! Even Dr. Phil couldn't talk his way to the front. |
| And as everyone pledged their allegiance to Americania, we spotted Gary Coleman's younger brother saluting to the flag. |
| Along the wall where we stood, we found some plaques dedicated to the important people in USC's history. |
| Sure looks like a very powerful right-hand man. |
| This guy looks a little too uptight and anal. |
| After the many many many speakers, we meet the princess again. |
| Hugs all around. |
| Another family photo. Hey guys, look over here! |
| And at the second ceremony, Erico Suave finally catches up with us. You can't see, but I've got half a breakfast burrito and some sausage patty caught in my teeth. |
| We couldn't find seats because of selfish parents hogging all the seats (seats used to hold bouquets of flowers for God's sake!). In front of this old lady, the grads applaud family and friends and myself, of course. Not to sound too vain, but... |
| Can you spot Princess Karlita in the sea of black? |
| As bored as I was by the endless yapping from journalists, I began taking pictures of random stuff. One random picture in particular was very peculiar. Sister Bella's purse had quite a nice stash of stuff. Talk about school spirit... |
| Meechi gets dehydrated. |
| Just then, a T-Rex crashes out of the zoo and wreaks havoc on the streets of LA! This fat man doesn't care. |
| And after 30 hours of yakkity-yakkity-yakkity..., it's finally Princess Karlita's time to walk across the stage. Let's hope something doesn't get caught as she walks across the stage and gets her all embarrassed-like... |
| She's walking... |
| ...and walking... |
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