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| . The Graduate: |
| The Crazy Adventures of Princess Karlita continue with the last chapter of her days as a college student. |
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| And the day is off! After waking up at 4:30 AM (!!!) to get to USC and ensure parking and good seats, I climb into a car with Meechi, Princess Karlita's brother Captain Gable, and his princess Victoriana Isabella III. Meechi falls asleep while on her cell phone. |
| The long traffic-blessed trip takes a toll on our young couple. Here Captain Gable and Victoriana Isabella III argue over which movie is better: The Matrix Reloaded or Harriet the Spy. |
| The 4 AM (!!!) wake up call begins to take a toll on myself. I begin to nod in and out of consciousness. <--- ROUTES BONUS alert! |
| And after a stop-and-go freeway adventure, we arrive in Los Angeles: Proud Home of Domey Goodness... |
| But apparently I'm still dozing in and out. When the hell did I snap this picture and what was I drinking??? |
| And at last... Here is our Graduate. Smiling from ear to ear, ecstatic to be done with school for good. Just rub it in why don't you... |
| After running across the street and narrowly missing an out-of-control bus, Captain Gable embraces his big sister. Victoriana Isabella III is heard mumbling "get a room." |
| Then, a walk to campus (A REAL SCHOOL!!!) and more pictures with more friends. From Left: Princess Karlita, MTV's own Sister Bella, Loud Pink Lady, Suit Girl, Capri Pant No-No, and Jinkney. |
| Ah, The Finger Fountain... controversy be thy name. This was our ultimate rendezvous point. Why it's referred to as The Finger Fountain will remain a mystery to me till the day I die. |
| OW! Damn sexy thang! Here Princess Karlita takes on the role of Mrs. Robinson and tries to seduce all the grads passing by. She got at least 30 numbers that day... all 10 year old boys. |
| Princess Karlita and Sister Bella share a moment. So sweet. |
| Wait, could it be? YES! Finally a picture of me! What is that face I'm making? WTF? God, can't I keep a normal face during any pictures? Crap. I'm so pissed off right now. In other news, Gable and that other girl are doing something... |
| We meet up with The King and Queen, Princess Karlita's parents, and Beautiful Abuelita. The first of many family shots. Everyone say it with me... "Awwwww." |
| Karlita finds two more friends. (What are the chances?) From Left: Johnny Blue Shirt, Princess Karlita, Barbie McBarbie. |
| You can't see, but this fountain says "USC something something something." It's supposed to welcome you, but all it did was make me have to piss. |
| I guess that was the case for Victoriana Isabella III also. And in front of EVERYONE. Nice. |
| In a hurry to get to the first ceremony, we bypass the restrooms and head to the middle of campus. Here, we bid adieu to the princess until after the ceremony. |
| In the little booklet USC handed out, we found Princess Karlita's entry. Aint that ironic??? She majored in "print journalism" and that is printed in a book! As you can see, I majored in "Retardiology..." |
| While waiting for stuff to happen, my paranoid side got me thinking, could someone be hiding up in that tower, ready to do something completely scary and nuts? It was probably just me. |
| Here I am laughing at myself for being such a paranoid butt. "Ho ho ho," I cried. |
| But apparently I'm still dozing in and out. When the hell did I snap this picture and what was I drinking??? Oh no! It's happening again!!! |
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