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| . The Graduate: |
| The Crazy Adventures of Princess Karlita continue with the last chapter of her days as a college student. |
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| ...and walking... |
| ...and walking... |
| ...and done! She's presented with tons of flowers and meets up with us again. In tears? You betcha. |
| As she hugs Captain Gable, Victoriana Isabella III's kleptomania kicks in and she tries to steal her boyfriend's camera. Slick move, but she's obviously caught red handed! Her attempt failed. |
| Princess Karlita and the King. |
| As the princess makes her rounds, Victoriana Isabella III spots her next item of interest. A vase of flowers next to an unguarded table. MacArthur creates a diversion as she sets up her plan and escape. There's a break in the bushes that she can flee through. |
| Quick as a cat, she swoops in and snatches the flowers; a success! Unfortunately not for long. The caterer's security informs her that the flowers are not to be taken. They are to stay on the tables. |
| Upset (and annoyed that her klepto craving isn't satisfied), Victoriana Isabella III tossed the flowers down onto the table. "This isn't over yet..." she muttered under her breath for all to hear. |
| Karlita hugging Man. |
| Karlita plays strip tease and bares it all for an eager crowd. This was just a hint at more to come... |
| MacArthur and Erico Suave look on as Karlita seduces them to no avail. |
| This picture may look like we're walking zombies (which may very well be the case due to 4 AM [!!!]), but I'm making a stupid face again... BAH! |
| And here's a random girl shot. Why, you ask? |
| Because SHE'S WEARING THE EXACT SAME OUTFIT AS VICTORIANA ISABELLA III!!! Everyone else braced for the chick fight of the century. |
| This was the last straw for Victoriana however. Now she was determined to wreak havoc on USC. Klepto Vic roared with anger, grabbed that vase full of flowers, and charged for the exit... |
| Needless to say, she missed the bush and slammed right through the wall and into oncoming traffic. It was a true success however. My heart goes out to you Vic. I salute thee. |
| Time for Princess Karlita's Big Boozefilled Blowout Bacchanalia Bonanza Bash! Here, Erico Suave and the princess drink and be merry. |
| Princess Karlita plants a sweet and innocent kissypoo on Suave. Dammit, can they be anymore cute? |
| Shallow Val (who isn't at all shallow... I just needed a clever name) and her boyfriend, The Diggery Dude, join the reception and drink and be merry as well. |
| But after one too many snapshots (and one too many beers), the smiles fade and The Diggery Dude gives me the death stare. I'll be dead tomorrow folks! |
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