| Blanche: "Listen, did you hear that sound?" Sophia:" Yeah - and as long as I'm in my bed, I'll do what I want!" Sophia: "My hiney's asleep." Dorothy: "Fine - we'll keep our voices down." Blanche: "Rose, can I see you in the kitchen?" Rose: "I don't know. Why don't you go in and find out?!" Sophia: "I've said it before and I'll say it again: sluts just heal quicker!" Dorothy: "Thrice, Rose?! Who the hell says 'thrice'?" Rose: "It's a word..." Dorothy: "So is intra-uterine; it does not belong in a song." Rose: "Miami, you're cuter than, an intra-uterine..." Blanche: "You, sir, are nothing but a lowdown, carpetbagging scallywag! And as God is my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" Sophia: "Fasten your seatbelt, slutpuppy - this ain't gonna be no cakewalk!" Dorothy: "Use vodka and black underwear like everyone else!" Sophia: "Where are you going?" Sal: "To get some air." Sophia: "We got air in the house." Sal: "I like beer with my air." Blanche: "You know, Dorothy, there is a thin line between having a good time and becoming an obvious wanton slut." Sophia: "I know when you look at me you think, 'That's a chick who gets around'..." Sophia: "How about a hundred dollars and we'll show you a good time?" Big Daddy: "...and I want you to promise me you won't fret none." Dorothy: "I would, but I'm not exactly sure what 'fret none' is." Blanche: "Let's rent an adult video, drink mimosas, and French kiss the pillows!" Sophia: "Get it while you're young, baby!" |
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| Rose: "Can I ask a dumb question?" Dorothy: "Like no one else." Sophia: "If this sauce was a person, I'd get naked and make love to it!" Dorothy: "Am I the only one who thinks diagramming sentences is fun?" Sophia: "My butt's asleep, and ya know, I'm kinda gettin' into it." Blanche: "I am nothing but a cheap, tawdry slut." |
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