| "I only came here to do two things, man: kick some ass and drink some beer... looks like we're almost outta beer." -Clint from Dazed and Confused "Understanding is reached only after confrontation." -Ivanah from Mallrats "Holla, holla!" -Goneril from King Lear Drew: "Why don't you gain some weight and go as a mop?" Lewis: "Why don't you lose some weight and go as Earth?" -The Drew Carey Show "For never can true reconcilement grow where wounds of deadly hate have pierced so deep..." -Paradise Lost "But loads of Sh------ almost choked the way." -Mac Flecknoe "The only ship that means a damn is friendship." -Mr. Burns from The Simpsons "Officer, don't you think it's immoral not to give me a ticket?" -Saturday Night Live "I didn't get any on my wedding day, but I got eight inches on my honeymoon." -Jeopardy "These are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear..." "Birkenstocks!" -Pyramid "Oh I'll prove it - I'll prove it like a thereom!" -Ross from Friends "Dawg, I am a slut with skills." -Penny from Good Morning, Miami "Try getting a hobby. I recommend drinking." -Edward from Dharma and Greg |
| "Oh honey, Canadiens don't matter." -Kitty from That 70's Show "You know what women call men who are lame in the sack? Just friends." -Hyde from That 70's Show "You're stubborn, under-qualified, and you barely speak English. Welcome to the DMV!" -Employer from That 70's Show |
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| "Well, dear, people say a lot of things when they're lying." -Nina from Just Shoot Me "What is truth? A lie, wrapped in a riddle, dipped in a dream? Oh wait - that's nostalgia." -Nina from Just Shoot Me |
| "I'm not good with long rods." "Then get a shorter one." "I already live with that." -Trading Spaces "My hole is gone!" -Trading Spaces |
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