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I love animals. I always have, and always will. I've owned most of the common critters, including dogs, cats, hamsters, mice, rats, gerbils, ferrets, fish, birds. I even worked parttime at a Pet Shop for four years, in addition to my full-time job. I currently have a cat and two birds:

Alex - Cat. Domestic Shorthair.

Alex, 1997, before he got fat. Click here for full sized pic Click on the pic if you can't see Alex... you'll see him in the larger picture. He is my younger and bigger cat. He purrs loudly and is very friendly. He isn't the brightest cat on the planet, so I call him a 'tard (mainly to upset my friend, Zo�). Alex is a lot fonder of Zuzu than he is of me, and I often see him rubbing against her and "kissing" her face. I think there's something deviant going on there.

Oliver - Cockatiel

Acquired in March of 1999, from a lady I met on the AF BBS. A beautiful (if generic) grey cockatiel. Oliver says one thing: "Pretty Bird," which Gulliver (see below) also says, now... and he sounds just like Ollie when he says it.

Gulliver - Parrot. Congo African Grey (CAG)

Gulliver at 7 months, Nov 2000.  Click here for full sized pic Hatched in April 2000, I got Gulliver on Columbus Day, 2000. He's a wonderful parrot, a great talker, and he makes me laugh all the time! I love him dearly! I had wanted a parrot for a LONG time, and was especially interested in African Greys because of their reputation for being good talkers. Gulliver is an incredible talker - way better than I expected!
Want to see more pictures of Gulliver? Go to http://y42.photos.yahoo.com/bc/renjoh/lst?.dir=/Gulliver .

What does he say?

Hello.     Hi.     Hey.     How are you?     You okay?     What?     What's up?     Good morning.     Shower.     I'll be right back.     Listen to the radio?     What're you doing?     You're a good girl.     Good boy.     Good bird.     Dog!     Zuzu! Zuzu, sit!     Out!     Zuzu, out! Zuzuzuzuzu.     C'mere. C'mon.     Gulliver. Gully.     Ren.     Hi, Ren.     Kato.     Koojo.     What's Koojo say? Meow!     What's a dog say? woofwoofwoof.     Alec [cat's name is "Alex," but he always says "Alec"]     All right, bye.     I'm tired. Ready for bed?     Pretty Bird (imitation of the cockatiel, Oliver).     Gotta go to work. Work sucks!     Edgar.     Oliver.     Fuck. Fucker. (Where did her get that?!!)     Water.     Peanut.     I Love you.     Love you, too.     OK Bye     Be good     Don't bite! Owww!     Where ya going??     Pretty bird.     Look out.     Potty break.     Hi, Edgar.    
New words/phrases for 2002:
Stay there.     Look out!     Here you go. Take a nap?     So, ummmm...     Call me back!     Scratch, scratch?     Scratch your head?     Be good.     Move! Go over there! Go, go!     Watch your head     Excuse me (esp. after belching noises)     Go away!     Want your vitamin? (Zuzu gets a glucosamine/chondroitin "vitamin" every night)     Bring it here.     Watch your head.     I'm okay, are you okay?     Okay, Mom. Talk to you later, bye!     Where are you?     Talk? Can you talk? I can talk.     Fuckerfucker [I think he's trying for Motherfucker, but should I correct him? Nah...]     I can fly?     Ciao!     Gulliver's a pretty bird!     Want water?     Naptime?   
New for 2003:   Yogurt   Take a nap? Bedtime.   Go to bed. Tired.   Come out?   You're okay.     Can you talk?     Hi Koojo!     Wanna go for a walk?         Hi Oliver.     Hi Jay!     Habibi!     Habibi, where are you?     Are you hungry? Do you want some peanuts? Here you go.     Owwww!! Don't bite!     Bad bird!     Sorry.     Salaam Alaikum (Jay's voice)     Gully (Jay's voice)     Yeah (Jay's voice)     New for 2004... Salaamun Alaikum!     Hi Kazem     yogurt     waaaaah (Kazem's cry)     Carrot     Oh for God's sake (Jalil's voice)     What say? (Jalil's voice)     Honnnnnnnk (from cars honking outside)                    

Other things: wolf whistle, Andy Griffith theme, whistling for the dog, fireworks, chicken imitaion (bok bok bok), Zuzu's yawn, and lots of other sounds that people make with their mouths and bodies, intentionally and not.     New for 2002: the sound of a person drinking and swallowing; Zuzu's whine, and Zuzu's Arrrrrrrrrr! play growl; indistinct singing . New for 2003     that irritating "beep! beep! beep!" that the garbage truck makes when it's backing up.




Goodbye Zuzu - 31 Oct 1991 - 5 December 2003. My last dog. Domestic Shorthair.

Originally my first husband's dog (an xmas present from me), I got custody when we split up. Zuzu's unusual markings. Click here for full sized pic We got her on 23 Dec 91, and I named her Zuzu after the little girl in "Its a Wonderful Life." She was a lost puppy in someone's front yard, in the rain, and not knowing what else to do, the people brought her to the pet shop where I was working. Zuzu, as a puppy, smiling. Click here for full sized pic I had no idea what kind of dog she was or how big she'd end up (60+ pounds!), but I asked my husband if he wanted her, and we kept her. Her breeding is a mystery, but my best guess is that she's Australian Shepherd and some kind of Husky mixed with a little something else. An all-American mutt. She has always been a hyper, in-your-face dog, and will not allow anyone to ignore her. She used to sleep on my bed with me, now she is old and fat and stiff, so she sleeps BESIDE the bed. Zuzu on a train in West Virginia, 1997. Click here for full sized pic She's a beautiful, friendly, intelligent dog, and I love her a lot! She loves to swim and socialize with people and other dogs. She especially likes small people (children), and will lay down in the grass until they get close enough that she can jump up and lick their faces. They usually scream and act as though they're being eaten alive.

Goodbye Koojo, 1993 - 2003. Domestic Shorthair.

Koojo, the little cat, 1997. Click here for full sized pic My little runt cat, solid charcoal grey. Her whole litter was dropped off at the pet shop where I was working a few weeks before Thanksgiving, 1993. They were only 4 weeks old, and she was the tiniest of them all, only about half the size of the others. I bottle fed her and washed her face with a washcloth, and named her after the rabid dog, Cujo, and gave her a spiked collar. She's still a tiny cat (6 pounds), but we tell her that she's a nasty bitch, in order to keep her from feeling sensitive about her small size. Her not-so-nasty nicknames are "Muffin" and "Kitten." She would have been 10 at Thanksgiving, 2003.

Koojo started having problems with her mouth in the summer of 2003. She had one tooth pulled, then another, and after a month on antibiotics and two steroid shots I thought she might be getting better... but no. Another tooth was going bad, her gums were bleeding again, and she was just looking so sick. I finally let her go (put her to sleep) on 29 Oct 2003. Poor kitty.

Goodbye Kato, May he rest in peace.

Kato, 1997. Click here for full sized pic I had Kato from 3 July 1989 until 3 August 2002. He was my very first cat. I miss him.
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Links

UltiMutt - Motivational Dog Posters & Greeting cards

The Smithsonian National Zoo

I support these organizations:

Humane Society of the United States: http://www.hsus.org

Bat Conservation International American stars & bars!

Go to:
Ren's home page
Ren's personal page
Ren's family page
Ren & Jay's wedding page
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Last revision: 30 July 2003. Please report problems to [email protected].

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