| RANTS |
| To Kill A Kleptomaniac (added 02 Dec 2001) I�m not whining about drops of milk here. This Took Me 23 Minutes and 42 Seconds (added 03 Dec 2001) The entire class sat in stunned silence. Having to choose between shrimp and lobster proved too much for us. You Don't Even Carry My Luggage, So Shut Up (added 08 Dec 2001) He likes to appear gruff, but he�s easy to handle. You could slip him a can or two of beer and he�ll probably let you set fire to the entire store. Top Ten Things To Think About When Flying (added 14 Dec 2001) What on earth does 'breathe normally' mean? Does anyone breathe abnormally on a regular basis to actually need instructions on how to breathe? Home Of The Brave (added 26 Dec 2001) The truth is : life sucks, and people suck too. Monkeys rule, followed closely by dogs. People are never happy with what they have. I�m never happy, thereby causing me to rant endlessly. It�s a fact of life. It's Just Shopping, You Guys! (added 26 Dec 2001) I bear no responsibility for any grievous bodily harm that is inflicted on men all over the world as a result of this rant. The whole of mankind please take heed. Basically, I Conclude ... (added 31 Dec 2001) The thing is, in a university whose calendar year allocates more time for vacations than it does for academic learning, my sloth can be suitably excused. Suffer The Little Children (added 08 Jan 2002) River Dawg is not my actual name. Sure, that�s the name printed in my bank account and all that, but my parents had real decent taste when it came to naming me. Thanks, Mum. I was thisclose to being called Justin. To this day I thank you. Wait, Whose Stone Was It Again? (added 20 Jan 2002) Will people be going around saying, �Hey! Let�s go queue for tickets to �Star Wars : Episode II � The Attack of The Clones�? EVERYONE is saying �Episode II�. Why use nine words when two words will suffice? We are all lazy people, yes? It's Raining, It's Pouring, and River Dawg Is Snoring ... (added 05 Feb 2002) Because of my resolution for the new year, I have been forcing myself to get up early in the morning, pedal furiously down to the lecture venues come hail or high water, come rain or more rain An Ode To Dead Flowers and Uneaten Brussels Sprouts (added 07 Mar 2002) You know what they say (about Valentine's Day) - February flowers and a fancy dinner, then, well, something else that begins with the letter �f�. Damnit, I�m crude and insensitive today. Must be that Eminem CD. Close The Door, I'm Already Gone (added 15 Sep 2002) The rant that came close to not being written. Sometimes there are so many ways to say goodbye, sometimes none of them work. And sometimes you realise that you yourself had already slammed banged the door shut. And walked away. Milestone Mark (added 01 Dec 2002) Geez, the way River Dawg goes on about this you'd think he'd won the Pulitzer Prize or something. Except that it's really all about you. The reader. And how you don't e-mail him. And how he loves you all anyway. He'd like to thank the Academy ... A Long December (added 01 Jan 2003) River Dawg recounts his Decembers past - the good times, the bad times, the ugly times. Along with that, a little about his scalded tongue, run-ins with chemistry, chocolate cupcakes, Christmas presents, and last but most certainly not least, Dec 31. |