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This story is divided into parts, or short stories, because the documents are written separatly.
"That's only what you think, you little so-called player!" Eli deviously responded. "I told Scotland Yard about all about how you bought stuff on my name, and they will be seizing everything! I hope you enjoy not having all that stuff! Die of breast cancer!"
Astonished and angry, Sandra kicked Eli as hard as she could, busting his kneecap. Since he was restrained by his handcuffs, she followed it up with a punch to his face, bloodying his nose. As she walked off, Scotland Yard turned Eli over to the French police, who took him away to the Bastille (which had been restored under Eli's reign). As Eli was being hauled to the police vehicle, he noticed The Mighty Andy and Bryan the Great receiving a check for 5,000,000 Euros (Which, at the time, could exchanged for $4,100,000).
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * Two months later...* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Levels below ground, in the deepest and darkest cell of the Bastille, laid Eli. Unfortunately for the world, Eli had studied and patterned after Hannibal Lector (As one may recall from Part I). Using these techniques, Eli liberated himself from the cage he had been imprisoned in. Unlike Hannibal, however, once he was out, Eli ran out and past the French guards as fast as his little legs would carry him. The French guards however, were eating doughnuts and their crescent shaped little bread thingies. Being preoccupied, they immediately pressed their emergency button to call for Scotland Yard (as they had done to arrest the evil Gassboy in Part I). Alas, things did not go so smoothly this time. As the alarm sounded, Scotland Yard was in the middle of teatime, and was completely incapable of doing anything, so they sent an emergency E-mail to their good old buddies in the USA, the FBI. This would seem to work, but the FBI was STILL trying to find Osama bin Laden, so their E-mail laws transferred over to the Canadian Mounties. Ah, the good ol' Canadian Mounties! They responded immediately and gave chase to the evil Eli all over Europe, and after much running, they finally cornered him at the Berlin wall (Another thing Eli rebuild during his tyranny). It really looked like those Mounties were going to catch him, but they weren?t quite Dudleys and Eli was more than a Snidely. As Eli had his back to the wall and no way to turn, a crafty idea suddenly slipped into his mind. He shouted out in a sarcastic voice, "Oh, no! Beaver poachers in Quebec!" The Mounties, of course, immediately ran back to protect Canada's beloved beavers (And were quite puzzled when they found that there were NO poachers). Henceforth, the Evil Eli was free.
Not knowing what to do next, the Gassboy traveled to the town Sandra Queen of the Ape people was staying at. He traveled on and on for three days through the German countryside (along with some hitch hiking) until he came into the little town Sandra had made residence in. He found her house and knocked on the door. As Sandra opened it, he said, "Hello, Clarice!" He then went on to quote Hannibal Lector's letter to Clarice. When he finished, Sandra cried out, "What on earth are you doing here, Eli?"
"I am taking my greatly coveted vengeance!" he gleefully replied. He followed up his words by dashing into the house, knocking over a lamp in the process. With a quick jump off of her couch, he split her cheap coffee table in two. With an evil laugh, he started on a rampage around the house, knocking over furniture, breaking lights and fans, pulling out all of the drawers (confiscating any item that might be useful for his evil deed) and spilling out all of the refrigerator's contents. The gassboy was very exceedingly joyful, and had probably never had so much fun in his life (this was more fun than wreaking his palace, because he wasn't allowed to do this). Opening up the last cupboard he hadn't ransacked, he exclaimed with much excitement, "Ohhhh! Lighters and matches!" This was very amusing to him, and he stuffed his pockets full of them. Then, with a triumphant and malicious laugh, he bolted out the door. On the way, he pushed over Sandra (who had been standing dumbfounded by the door the entire time) and said, "Get out of the way, you [insert bad word here]!" Sandra fell down on her little bum, and, after a little pause, cuddled up and sobbed.
The evil Gassboy didn't know what to do next, but after much solemn consideration he decided to become an arsonist. He ran all through the country, setting fire to hay-barns, burning wheat fields, and letting loose cows, chickens, attack dogs, and swine. He would also douse houses with gasoline and run a trail to the door. He would then knock on the door and, when it was opened, he would shout, "You! Vas gibbs!" If they didn't bring him a sandwich, he would light the gas and laugh as the house burned down. If they did bring him a sandwich, he would burn the house anyway!
Now the scene shifts to America, where The Mighty Andy, Bryan the Great, Alex, Stuart, and Brad are exceedingly busy practicing the art of melting army men and GI Joes with fire. They have no clue that the German countryside is ablaze with forest, prairie, and town fires, not to mention giant stampedes of cattle and pigs. There is a similarity here: Both Eli and the other boys are playing with fire. This probably means something, but for the purposes of this story it will not be mentioned again. As the boys awoke in the morning, Brad glanced at the morning's New York Times. (Bryan couldn't bear to have 4 million dollars and a cheap city of Senoia paper.) The front page, along with the first three sections, was covered with details of the Evil Eli's escape and evil deeds. The French police, Scotland Yard, and the Canadian Mounties had all been too embarrassed to tell the public about Eli's escape, but when he terrorized the countryside of Germany, they could no loner conceal it. The FBI claimed to have reason for not being available and filed a 200-page paper of excuses. There was only one thing the world could turn to: The Mighty Andy, Bryan the Great, and their team of experts.
The team quickly packed their bags and flew over to Europe. They were greeted by the UN who then declared they would do anything to be rid of the Gassboy, and they meant anything. First, a special control room was built for Alex. Brad and Stuart took command of two armies based in Italy and Denmark, while Andy and Bryan, upon request, were each given super powered all-terrain hover crafts, which were pretty much roomy pod-racers. While the Armies marched in from the north and the south, Andy and Bryan combed the land in between in search of the Evil Eli. For days everyone searched, but no signs of Eli were evident, except charcoaled fields and loose cows and chickens
On one of these days, The Mighty Andy and Bryan the Great came across something that would change the course of the world. As they were cruising along, the sharp-eyed Bryan saw a metal-like shape sticking out of a hillside, so he guided his hovercraft to it. He got out and began to dig at it. Surprisingly, the ground broke free quite easily. Andy started to dig with him. After a bit of digging, they uncovered a large metal door. "What might this lead to?" Bryan thought out loud. With much tugging, the two finally managed to open the door a few feet so they could squeeze in. There was a long and dark tunnel inside, but the two each had flashlights from their hovercrafts and walked in. after about 50 feet of tunnel, everything opened up into a gigantic room! It was hidden underneath the hill. As they shined their powerful flashlights throughout, they were shocked and amazed. The room was full of hundreds of nuclear warheads and thousands of barrels of toxic waste! After a good bit of looking around, they hurried back outside and recovered the hidden door. Exhilarated, the two hurried back to their headquarters and gathered Alex, Stuart and Brad for a confidential meeting. Andy and Bryan enlightened the others about the secret room underneath the hill. After some thought, Andy and Bryan realized they had an opportunity to fulfill one of their lives' greatest dreams: to take over the world! They spent the entire night and following nights devising plans of how they should go about seizing control, as well as take an inventory of the materials in the room under the hillside. They did all this in a manner that would keep them from the least suspicion.
On the final day of preparations, Bryan the Great delivered a mighty speech to the two armies, the two that had been placed under their control by the UN, while The Mighty Andy played his harmonica for background music. The speech was to convince the armies to succeed from the UN and join Andy and him in taking over the world. At the close of his speech, he said with enthusiasm, "And all of those who join within the next hour will get bonus promotion!" there was much quiet murmuring from the crowd. He continued, "And an extra hundred acres to own" More murmuring came from the crowd. "And a free car" The murmuring continued. "And a...uh...a..." He suddenly focused on the sounds of The Mighty Andy's harmonica. An idea suddenly came to his head. "And a harmonica!" he shouted with zeal. The crowd immediately burst forth with much cheering and hollering, and there was a mad rush for the sign up lines. Thus, the two armies were united underneath The Mighty Andy and Bryan the Great.
The resurrection of The Mighty Andy and Bryan the Great came the very next day, the army marched to the hill that contained the secret room full of nuclear warheads and toxic waste. However, there was one problem. Brad was missing. Nobody had seen him or had a clue to where he was. In fact, all his gear was still in his quarters, excepting his personal items. They took everything up and stored it in armored vehicles. Diplomats were sent to all the major countries of the world, letting them know of the new rise of power. That evening, Bryan the Great and The Mighty Andy broadcasted a famous speech to almost every country in the world, announcing that they were taking over the world. However, they also noted that they would leave most of the world as it was, and presidents and other rulers would still be allowed to govern their countries. The only changes would be that they act ad sub-rulers and must obey the few rules that The Mighty Andy and Bryan the Great.
Firstly, the new island in the Atlantic Ocean (it had been formed in 2004 by a hidden volcano) would become the site for Andy and Bryan's World Palace. Secondly, a gigantic slaw dog stand (The Great Slaw Dog Stand) slightly larger than Rhode Island was built in Arizona. Any criminal or person who was bad had to serve years making slaw dogs at The Great Stand. It might also be worth noting that those at the Slaw Dog Stand who continued to be bad were sent to live in on the colony on the moon. Thirdly, a 2-mile deep pit was dug in Colorado where pesky and annoying people, (such as the infamous Nathan McKnight and Meagan Adair who were at the time dreaded throughout America) were thrown into and forced to live. The Mighty Andy and Bryan the Great immediately set a few dozen professional work crews to start work on their palace, and the finishing touches to the Great Slaw Dog Stand were being worked on by architects. There were two problems that stood in Andy and Bryan's way of complete world dominance. Fist of all, the evil Gassboy Eli was still on the loose, setting more things on fire, only now in Hungary and Austria. Secondly, Brad was still missing. Not a trace could be found of him, and every country worldwide could not find a trace of him. What became of him, and the Evil Eli, is told in part III.