| The Great Story This story is divided into parts, or short stories, because each part was written at a different time. |
| As told in part II, The Mighty Andy and Bryan the Great had taken over the world by threatening the world with nuclear warheads, but had prevented revolt by allowing countries to contain their original governments (excepting certain countries such as Iraq and Cuba, which were given democracies. Since this accomplished what the UN had been wanting to do for years, it served as a invaluable tool for winning the confidence of all the major countries in the UN.). Also told in part II was how the Great Slaw Dog Stand was built in Arizona for criminals, and how really bad criminals were sent to colonize the moon (sort of like an 1800's English thing). Now, many annoying and very heavily obese people were arrested and thrown into the two-mile pit in Colorado. Secondly, the Great Slaw Dog Stand was completed and thousands of ex-prisoners were now working full time making slaw dogs, and the really bad ones had begun colonizing the moon. Thirdly, each continent was placed under the rule of one of the special friends of Andy and Bryan. The countries of each continent would still govern themselves, but had to live under certain restrictions from their continental commander. The continents and rulers were as follows: North America: Brad, South America: Dustin Boyd, Africa: Casey, Europe: Alex, Asia: Stuart, Australia and Antarctica: Tim Cooper. Brad was still missing however, and temporary rule of North America was given to Dustin Boyd. Andy and Bryan had started work on their giant palace headquarters. A makeshift headquarters had been set to the side of the island to accommodate The Mighty Andy and Bryan the Great until work on the full palace was completed. You might be wondering how big and luxurious their palace was? Well, did you see the Naboo palace in Star Wars Episode I? Puny compared to Andy and Bryan's. Yep! They even had robots and stuff to help out the sexy servant girls (Yeah buddy!). The Island was over four miles long, so an airstrip was built on it. The palace and recreational areas took up almost an entire square mile of the island, and the Military headquarters and base took another half mile, not counting hidden and underground Top Secret areas. Andy and Bryan really had it made. Alas, the Evil "Gassboy" Eli was still on the loose. As was told before, he had become an arsonist and had set the German countryside ablaze, as well as parts of Hungary and Austria. At any rate, the Evil Eli was not incredibly stupid, and when he learned of The Mighty Andy and Bryan the Great's massive armies and control of the world, he came up with a devious scheme that would hopefully cast Andy and Bryan off of their throne. Unbeknownst to anyone else, Eli rounded up some rebellious European teenagers and formed the League of Martian Law (not martial). This was a very deadly clan, because the all carried baseball bats and would bash anyone who opposed them till their fingers were broken or skulls cracked. This Martian Law was exactly like the law in Sealab 2021! What would the world do? Nevertheless, Eli and his league slinked into Russia and pilfered some old "deconstructed" U.S.S.R nuclear submarines. Since a bunch of the guys in Eli's League of Martian Law were techno whizzes, the submarines were fixed up with very little problem, and, with a little help from some "borrowed" materials, the League of Martian Law was loose in the Atlantic Ocean with several armed nuclear subs, and invisible to the rest of the world! What tragedies might transpire? "Set course for the new island that the 'so called' Mighty Andy and Bryan the 'not so great anymore' are building their palace on! If we strike before it is completed, we can destroy their island without resistance and their world domination will begin to crumble!" The "Gassboy" let out a malicious laugh and his league followed his orders. In any case, Andy and Bryan were inspecting the latest work on the palace while discussing matters on a treaty between Argentina and the world's newest country, the Banana Republic, over there portable 3d holo projector (like the thing in Star Wars). They were interrupted by the head of the island's security who ascertained that there were several peculiar blips on the radar headed strait for the island. Andy and Bryan dismissed the meeting they were having and came to the head control room. Sure enough, there were several dots on the radar screen. By this time, the security team (which was only the best in the world) had focused their satellite on the objects and lightened the image. The results showed several old U.S.S.R submarines headed directly for the island. As they were getting within a hundred miles radius of the island, several smaller objects emerged from the larger ones of the submarines and began approaching the island at a swift pace. The satellite image showed that these objects were nuclear warheads! What would become of the Island and Palace, not to mention the beautiful girls who were in residence there? As the missiles streaked closer, a lesser member of the security team reported an incoming radio message. He was commanded to put it on the control room speakers. "Hello, Clarice!" cackled the voice. Andy and Bryan shuddered with horror! It was the Evil Eli! How had he managed to elude the scrutiny of the world's search for him? Of course, Osama bin Ladin was still missing, so this was not the first time this kind of thing had happened. "Eli! How did you manage this?" T he Mighty Andy commanded in an unyielding voice. "Tell us now, and cut out the Hannibal talk!" "I could tell you, but does it matter?" the Gassboy replied. "You will all be dead in a matter of minutes!" "Is that so?" answered Bryan the Great. He pressed a button and several missiles streaked from their pods through the air. In a matter of seconds, Eli's warheads were destroyed out of harms way! "Prepare to witness the power of this fully operational island headquarters!" Bryan the Great said with amusement. "Nooooo!" Eli screamed. "How could this happen? I used the infallible tactics of Martian Law, just like captain Murphy in Sealab 2021!" Bryan the Great replied, "Yes, but you are forgetting the end result of the Martian Law!" Andy expounded, "Ah, yes! That was all a fake act for Dr. Quinn's birthday!" "How could I forget?" lamented Eli's voice over the radio. Taking out unnecessary and boring details, Eli tried to run for it, but was hounded down by the Island patrol destroyers and was beat up when he tried to resist the trained professional guards. When Eli went on trial, however, his sentence made him eligible for parole in only 5 weeks. To prevent Eli from getting this easy sentence, Andy and Bryan intervened. Eli was not sent to prison, but was made to live in Boxtown, New York, which is an area in New York City where poor people all live in small, cardboard boxes. Eli was given a three by four foot box that was three feet tall, and was forced to live in Boxtown. For extra punishment, he was given magazines for every video game that was made, but was condemned to never play any of them! Also, after the settlement of Eli's punishment, Brad randomly dropped out of the sky in a parachute! Andy and Bryan were shocked, as was the rest of the world when they found out. When asked where he had been, Brad told the press it was classified information, but to The Mighty Andy, Bryan the Great, and the other Nobles (Alex and Stuart), he said he had been on a top-secret mission for a secret organization! He wouldn't provide many details, and for Brad's sake, the name of his secret organization will not be uttered in this story. Hence, the Evil "Gassboy" Eli was stripped of any further chance to take over or destroy the world. And thus, The Mighty Andy and Bryan the Great, along with input from their Nobles (those who owned their own continents), ruled the World! |
| Guide Home Old Standby page Eli's corner Alex's corner Andy's corner Bryan's corner Brad's corner Stuart's corner Story Archive Stuff Profiles |
| Part III: The ressurection of the world's new leaders (AKA. Andy and Bryan Rule!) |
| Scroll below for some pictures and diagrams from The Great Story! |
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| Unleashing the Fury of the Great Army |
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| Various parts of Bryan and Andy's Island Palace |
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