| The Old Standby Page | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Guide Home Old Standby page Eli's corner Alex's corner Andy's corner Bryan's corner Brad's corner Stuart's corner Story Archive Stuff Profiles |
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| Yet another wacky part of Ye Olde Website! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Eli's New Car | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| NOOOO!!! Eli has gotten rid of Old Standbye! That's right! He traded it it for a "nicer" car! Isn't that rediculous? Who could get a better car than Old Standbye? We have left the facts of Olde Standbye here, so you see how great it was. |
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| Engine: A hamster on a wheel. Color: Grey with lost of white squiggly marks over it. Top Speed: About as fast as you or I could jog. Interior: Smells, full of year old trash, 5 seater, torn up seats. Special stuff:�� 1.When you press the gas down all the way it doesn't move, � 2. The engine can fall out over bumps. (Poor hamster in cage!) �� 3. Breaks down when turned sharply. |
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| NOT Old standby's engine. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Old standby's engine. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Our Beloved | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Old Standby | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| "We Shall miss thee, Old Standby. Thank you for always being there!" - Bryan Hoffler | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||