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Yet another wacky part of Ye Olde Website!
Eli's New Car
NOOOO!!!
Eli has gotten rid of Old Standbye! That's right! He traded it it for a "nicer" car! Isn't that rediculous? Who could get a better car than Old Standbye? We have left the facts of Olde Standbye here, so you see how great it was.
Engine: A hamster on a wheel.
Color:
Grey with lost of white squiggly marks over it.
Top Speed: A
bout as fast as you or I could jog.
Interior:
Smells, full of year old trash, 5 seater, torn up seats.
Special stuff:�� 1.
When you press the gas down all the way it doesn't move,
2. The engine can fall out over bumps. (Poor hamster in cage!)
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3. Breaks down when turned sharply.
NOT Old standby's engine.
Old standby's engine.
Our Beloved
Old Standby
"We Shall miss thee, Old Standby. Thank you for always being there!" - Bryan Hoffler
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