| Blonde Jokes... |
| What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a blondes's mouth? Einstein's Dick. |
| Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They're there for those who don't drink. |
| Why did 18 blondes go to the R-rated movie? Because they heard that under 17 was not admitted. |
| What does a blonde say when she sees a banana skin on the floor? "Oh great... I'm gonna trip again." |
| A redhead, a brunette and a blonde are stuck on a deserted island, when one of them finds a lamp on the beach. She picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie pops out. The genie looks at the three women and says, "I normally give three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one wish." Well the redhead is tired of being stranded on the island, so she wishes she was back home in New York. POOF! She disappears. Well the brunette is also tired of being on the island, so she wishes she was back home in New York. POOF! She disappears. The genie then turns to the blonde and asks her what her wish is. "Gee," she says, "I'm awfully lonely here by myself. I wish my friends were still here ...." |
| A blonde walks up to a vending machine, sees the money slot, and puts in 75 cents. Out pops a cold can of Diet Coke, and she screams and claps her hands in excitment. She pulls another 75 cents from her purse, puts it into the machine, and out pops another can of Diet Coke. She's even more excited than the first time. She just can't believe it's so easy. This continues for about five minutes, when along comes a red head who asks if she can use the machine. The blonde looks at her in horror and says "What are you crazy! I'm on a winning streak". |
| Why don't blondes talk when having sex? Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers |
| How is a blonde like a postage stamp? You lick'em, stick'em, and send'em on their way. |
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