| More Blonde Jokes cont.... |
| The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready!...Aim!! ..." Suddenly the brunette yells, "Earthquake!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! ... Aim!!..." Suddenly the redhead yells, "Tornado!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! ... Aim!! ..." ...and the blonde yells, "Fire!!!" |
| What does a blonde do to her asshole before she has sex? Drops him off at work... |
| A blonde's smoke alarm went off so she dialed 911. She got the operator and told her her house was on fire and then operator asked her: "Ma'am how do we get to your house?" And the blonde replied: "Duh, in the little red truck!" |
| A blonde driving the wrong way down a one way street gets pulled over by a cop who says "Didn't you see the arrows?" The blonde says "I didn't even see the indians." |
| The blonde goes over to her brunette friend's house on Friday to chat. Later on, the brunette's husband pulls up in the driveway, and gets out of the car, holding a dozen roses. The brunette says "oh great, looks like I'm going to spend the weekend on my back with my legs spread in the air again". The blonde says "Why, don't you have a vase?" |
| What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? "Are all you guys on the same team?" |
| Why couldn't the blonde write the number "eleven"? She didn't know which "one" came first... |
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