foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a
close shave around his cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small
wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between
your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the
closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes,
the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow
like everyone else does!"
years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one
morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just
think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were
sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"Yep," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here
naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say... should we
get naked?"
Sure enough, the two stripped down to the buff and sat
down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady replied breathlessly,
"My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty
years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your
coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!"
approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason
that you're weaving all over the road?" The woman replied, "Oh
officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident!
I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved
to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved
to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror,the
officer replied, "Ma'am...that's your air freshener."
They both suck they both blow and the both get laid in the
closet.
in with really bad dandruff,so the brunette says "Someone
should give him head and shoulders" and the blonde replys "I
know how to give head but how do you give shoulders?"
