| Archive of Quotations Past |
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| "Hey, whatever happened to 'thou shalt not kill'? What kind of a preacher are you?" -Vash -> Wolfwood, "Trigun" |
| "I have a bad feeling about this." -Star Wars-Episode 1: Obi-Wan; Episode 2: Anakin; Episode 4: Han & Luke; Episode 5: Leia; & Episode 6: Han |
| Winners! CHA1512, Jerry507Away Partial winners: ZachMc2002, jhawk8713 |
| Winners! CHA1512, ZachMc2002, Garfieldnt, Aaron Hurd, RomaXVII Partial winners: Jerry507Away |
| Week 1: 8-26-03 |
| Winners! Aaron Hurd, CHA1512, De Nocte Vita Partial winners: AmbrosiaSilver, jhawk8713, PhysicsPhreak7 |
| Week 2: 9-3-03 |
| "I have sinned enough against the world. Teaching magic to a kender would ensure my damnation." -Raistlin Majere, Dragons of Summer Flame |
| Winners! Aaron Hurd, Remy16, AmbrosiaSilver, CHA1512, WalknDude8, tie dy butterfly, jhawk8713, PhysicsPhreak7 |
| "You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil; just one calorie--not evil enough." -Dr. Evil -> Scott, Austin Powers, the Spy Who Shagged Me |
| "And you do know my name, though you don't remember that I belong to it." -Gandalf, The Hobbit |
| Winners! De Nocte Vita, Jerry507Away, Aaron Hurd, jhawk8713, CHA1512 Partial Winners: AmbrosiaSilver17 |
| Winners! Aaron Hurd, WalknDude8 Partial winners: CHA1512 |
| Week 3: 9-10-03 |
| "They have a cave troll." -Boromir, The Fellowship of the Ring (movie) |
| "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." -Blues Brothers |
| Winners! Aaron Hurd, Jerry507Away, CHA1512, unshept & AmbrosiaSilver17, tie dy butterfly |
| Winners! Jerry507Away, Aaron Hurd, Remy16 |
| Week 4: 9-17-03 |
| "How about I give you the finger and you give me my phone call?" -Neo, The Matrix |
| "Let's just put out an A.P.B. for a huge, honkin', two-story metal ring with thirty-nine little pictures all nicely engraved on it." -Jack O'Neill, "Stargate, SG-1" |
| Winners! Aaron Hurd, AmbrosiaSilver17, ZachMc2002 |
| Winners! Aaron Hurd Partial: CHA1512, Jerry507Away, ZachMc2002 |
| Week 5: 9-24-03 |
| "You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn't you, Benny?" -O'Connell, The Mummy |
| "Your security isn't worth a damn, man; everybody's got a gun!" -Commodore, Maverick |
| Winners! Aaron Hurd |
| Winners! Aaron Hurd |
| Week 6: 10-1-03 |
| "It's not the years; it's the mileage." -Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arc |
| WInners! Aaron Hurd, CHA1512, Jerry507Away, De Nocte Vita |
| Winners! Aaron Hurd, CHA1512 Partial: Remy16 |
| Week 7: 10-8-03 |
| "The world is mine! The world is mine, you fuckers!" -Dr. Evil, Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me |
| "You stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!" -King Arthur, Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
| �It�s a higher power trying to tell me through bunnies that we�re all going to die! Oh, god.� -Anya, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" |
| Winners! De Nocte Vita, Aaron Hurd |
| Winners! De Nocte Vita, Aaron Hurd |
| "Yippee kai yay, motherfucker." -John McClain, Die Hard |
| Week 8: 10-15-03 |
| �He chose�poorly.� -Grail Knight, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade |
| Winners! Jerry507Away, Aaron Hurd |
| Winners! De Nocte Vita, Jerry507Away, Aaron Hurd, CHA1512 |
| "Well we're exactly one zat gun short of actually having a zat gun." -Jack, "Stargate SG-1" |
| Week 9: 10-22-03 |
| �Excuse me, but I believe you have my stapler�� -Milton, Office Space |
| Winner! Aaron Hurd |
| Winners! Jerry507Away, Remy16, jhawk8713 Partial: AmbrosiaSilver17, Aaron Hurd |
| Week 10: 10-29-03 |
| "Remove head from sphincter, then drive." -Cat, Ten Things I Hate About You |
| �You have a powerful voice. I remember quite well. The last song I heard you sing in the Inn of the Last Home touched off a riot that nearly got us killed.� -Raistlin, Dragons of Winter Night |
| Winners! Jerry507Away, jhawk8713 Partial: AmbrosiaSilver17 |
| Winner! jhawk8713 |
| Week 11: 11-5-03 |
| "Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth." -Tim the Enchanter, Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
| �You can�t see the stars, love. That�s the ceiling. Also, it�s day." -Spike, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" |
| Winners: jhawk8713 & Linzskippyt & sephiroth7385, Aaron Hurd |
| Winner: AmbrosiaSilver17 |
| "It's against my programming to impersonate a deity." -C-3PO, Return of the Jedi |
| Weeks 12 & 13: 11-12-03 |
| "Why don't we just put a little sign at the base of the ramp that says 'Gate travel may be hazerdous to your health'?" -Jack "Stargate SG-1" |
| Winners! Aaron Hurd, jhawk8713 Partial: Garfieldnt, Jerry507Away |
| Winners! Aaron Hurd, Jerry507Away Partial: jhawk8713 |
| "You mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?" -Wesley, The Princess Bride |
| Week 14: 11-26-03 |
| �Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountains, like wind in the meadow; The days have gone down in the West, behind the hills, into shadow. How did it come to this?� -King Theoden, The Two Towers (movie) |
| Winners! Jerry507Away, jhawk8713, Aaron Hurd Partial: Remy16 |
| Week 15: 12-3-03 |
| "No, no! Do as you please in your madness, but let me first get down from this horse! I wish to see no eyes!" -Gimli, The Two Towers (book) |
| Winners! well, no one...but it was hard! |
| �Don�t hurt me. Don�t turn me into anything�unnatural.� -Sam, Fellowship of the Ring |
| Winners: Aaron Hurd, jhawk8713, Wedge 603 |
| Winners! Aaron Hurd, jhawk8713 |
| Week 16: 12-10-03 |
| �You need people of intelligence on this sort of mission...quest... thing.� -Pippin, Fellowship of the Ring |
| �All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring, Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.� -written by Gandalf, spoken by Bilbo, The Fellowship of the Ring |
| Winners: jhawk8713, Aaron Hurd |
| Winners: jhawk8713 & LinzSkippyT |
| Weeks 17-21: 12-10-03 |
| �You know of what I speak...a great eye, lidless, wreathed in flame..." -Saruman, Fellowship of the Ring |
| �They haul oil in tanker trucks, they haul gas in tanker trucks. They do not haul viruses in tanker trucks.� -Scully, The X-Files: Fight the Future |
| Winners: jhawk8713 & sephiroth7385 Partial: Jerry507Away |
| Week 22: 1-14-04 |
| Winners: none! 0_0 |
| "Duct tape. Real handy stuff. I carry it with me all the time." -MacGyver, "MacGyver" |
| �You take chicken for example, maybe they couldn�t figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.� -Mouse, The Matrix |
| Winners: AmbrosiaSilver17, Jerry507Away, piratemage13 |
| Winners: Jerry507Away, jhawk8713, sephiroth7385, LinzskippyT, boygenius8421, Aaron Hurd |
| Week 23: 1-21-04 |
| "Sit, boy, sit!" -Kagome, "InuYasha" |
| Week 24: 1-28-04 |
| �The deadly dodgeball head! A simple technique to hold the ball in place using intense suction!� -Vash, "Trigun" |
| Winners: Jerry507Away, jhawk8713 & sephiroth7385 |
| �If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended�� -Puck, A Midsummer Night�s Dream |
| Winners: jhawk8713 & sephiroth7385, Aaron Hurd, WalknDude8 |
| �Well, you�ll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river when�you�re living in a van down by the river!� -Chris Farley, as Matt Foley the motivational speaker, on "Saturday Night Live" |
| Winners: Sephiroth7385, jhawk8713, AmbrosiaSilver17 |
| Winners: Aaron Hurd, Sephiroth7385, Remy16, jhawk8713 |
| Week 25: 2-4-04 |
| "Fine. I suppose Dracula doesn't use bleach, huh?" -Xander, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" |
| �You may have to make a metaphorical deal with the devil. And by devil, I mean Robot Devil. And by metaphorical, I mean get your coat.� -Bender, "Futurama" |
| Winners: jhawk8713, Sephiroth7385, boygenius8421 |
| Winners: jhawk8713, Sephiroth7385 |
| Week 26: 2-11-04 |
| "Fine. I suppose Dracula doesn't use bleach, huh?" -Xander, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" |
| "I am 100% sure�99% sure that Apophis is dead." -Jack, "Stargate SG-1" |
| Winners: AmbrosiaSilver17, jhawk8713, boygenius8421 |
| Winners: jhawk8713, boygenius8421 |
| "I only want to know what true sadness is." -"The Real Folk Blues" |
| Week 27: 2-18-04 |
| "The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed." -The Dark Tower, by Stephen King |
| Winners: Sephiroth7385, jhawk8713 |
| Winners: jhawk8713, WalknDude8, Sephiroth7385 |
| "Yes, it looks like a fat little Nazi Stormtrooper." -Scully, "The X-FIles |
| Week 28: 2-25-04 |
| Weeks 29-31: 3-3-04 |
| "Est Sularus oth Mithas." -Sturm (first), Dragons of Autumn Twilight |
| Winners: jhawk8713, De Nocte Vita |
| �I don�t mean to pry, but do you happen to have six fingers on your right hand?� -Inego, The Princess Bride |
| Winners: jhawk8713, WalknDude8, De Nocte Vita Partial: Wedge 603 |
| �Do you know that there are three things that I particularly hate? Kids, animals, and women with attitude. So can you tell me why we have all three neatly gathered on our ship?!� -Spike, "Cowboy Bebop" |
| Winner: Aaron Hurd Partial: Jerry507Away |
| Winners: none...c'mon...it wasn't *that* hard! |
| Weeks 32-36: 3-24-04 |
| "You don't talk about my car that way. I drive a Dodge Stratus!" -Will Ferrell, Saturday Night Live |
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| Winner: AmbrosiaSilver17 |
| Winners: jhawk8713, gonefishing2112, De Nocte Vita |
| �The constellation known as the Queen of Darkness and the one called Valiant Warrior. Both gone. She has come to Krynn, Tanis, and he has come to fight her.� -Raistlin, Dragons of Autumn Twilight |
| Weeks 37-42: 4-28-04 |
| "That happened to be my can of pudding...and you wasted it!" -Millie, "Trigun" |
| "Why would aliens travel light years to earth to play doctor on cattle?" -Scully, "The X-Files" |
| Weeks 43-45: 6-16-04 |
| Partial Winners: Jerry507Away, Tifosi24 |
| �This is no heap of broken images. Let men find the faith that builds mountains Before they seek the faith that moves them.� -Hugh MacDiarmid, �On a Raised Beach" |
| Winners: none...ok, it was *that* hard |
| Winners: AmbrosiaSilver17, ProcuratorJoseph, Polihalepeach |
| �Good news everyone! The University�s bringing me up on disciplinary charges. Oh, wait, that�s not good news.� -Professor, "Futurama" |
| Winners: I honestly thought people would know this :::shakes head saddly::: |
| Weeks 46-48: 7-14-04 |
| Winners: Jerry507Away, Aaron Hurd, Kai Vantor |
| �But John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.� -Dr. Malcom, Jurassic Park |
| �You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?� -Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean |
| "It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book." -Evie, The Mummy |
| Winners: Kai Vantor |
| Weeks 49-54: 8-4-04 |
| Winners: No ONE??? |
| �I don't really have a security blanket, unless you count Mr. Pointy.� -Buffy, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" |
| "Get away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho!" -Scott Evil, Austin Powers, International Man of Myster |
| Winners: afireinsiderises, Aaron Hurd |
| Weeks 55-63: 9-8-04 |
| Winners: Sephiroth7385 Partial: AmbrosiaSilver17 |
| Winners: ... Partial: Sephiroth7385 |
| �Trust me, woman, if I could walk on water, I would drag you out into the middle of a lake and hold your head under until the bubbles stopped!� -Stewie, "Family Guy" |
| �When gunslingers come to town, sai, things get broken. It�s a simple fact of life.� -Roland, Wolves of the Calla |
| Weeks 64-?: ? |
| Winners: KaiVantor, Aaron Hurd |
| Winners: KaiVantor |
| �Laugh it up, fuzzball.� -Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back |
| Week of 2-16-05 |
| �And what�s with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?� -Anya, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" |
| Week of 3-30-05 |
| �The first part�here�roughly translates as �I am the walrus, I am the walrus, Paul is dead, koo koo catchu.� Although, there is no Aramaic word for walrus, so it literally says �I am the bearded, cow-like sea beast.� -Chuck, "The X-Files" |
| Winners: Aaron Hurd |
| �Ladies and gentlemen, I�m about to travel through time. I bid you adieu.� -Dr. Evil, Austin Powers, the Spy Who Shagged Me |
| Winners: KaiVantor |