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Not recommended for children. Do not try
any of these at home.
Or
how
about
a
riddle: what did the Buddhist
say to the New York City hot dog
vendor?
"Make me one with everything..."
Why did the Buddhist turn
down the novocain before having a root
canal?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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