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� � Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.
� � Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.
� � Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or monitor as if thou are transparent.
� � Thou shalt not projectile vomit from the top of the refrigerator.
� � Thou shalt not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy butt.
� � Thou shalt not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.
� � Thou shalt not leap from great heights onto thy humans' genital regions.
� � Fast as thou art, thou cannot run through closed doors.
� � Thou shalt not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.
� � Thou shalt not climb on the garbage can with the hinged lid, as thou wilt fall in and trap thyself.
� � Thou shalt not jump onto the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.
� � Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 4 AM.
� � Thou shalt realize that the house is not a prison from which to escape at thy first opportunity.
� � Thou shalt not trip thy humans even if they are walking too slowly.
� � Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.
� � Thou shalt remember that thou are a carnivore and that houseplants are not meat.
� � Thou shalt show remorse when being scolded.
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