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Imagine a young, ravenous, stunning, ladys woman with a dream in her heart and a camera in her hand! She's just trying to make it big in a mans world and with her trusty kazoo, she'll rule this school with an iron fist. The first obstacle in her diabolical plan is the stairs. when she was three, a staircase killed her mother. He hid the evidence but she always knew. From that day forth, she vowed never to trust a staircase again. This became a problem now because her arch nemesis was standing at the top of the school stairs, leering over her. he sneered and growled and barked. It was barbaric; but she knew just how to beat him. She pulled out a bag of beef jerky. No matter how much he hated her, he couldn't resist. He ran to it on all fours and devoured it. now he was on her level. So she picked him up and took him outside.

Tell me why

Ain't nothing but a heartache.
Ain't nothing but a mistake.
I never want to hear you say

I want it that way.

Me, personally

I am a chocolate shop owner that really likes cheese. It's my passion. I have a seething hatred for chocolate, "why become a chocolate shop owner then?" I hear you say, louder than my lawnmowers. I became a chocolate shop owner so I could undermine the chocolate industry and slowly phase out chocolate with cheese. People saw through my clever masquerade and ate all my cheese in the night, so I could only sell chocolate! but jokes on them because they turned into cheese monsters! They destroyed our town and murdered many children but ultimately they were prosecuted for tax evasion. Now I only sell cheese.