SEXUAL REPONSIBILITY and HONESTY
Guys, it's important for you to realise that girls are not obliged to 'put out.' If she doesn't want to suck or fuck that's her prerogative, her right. Don't force yourself onto a girl, no matter how frustrated you feel. Apart from the hurt you'll cause the girl, you don't want to end up with a prison record for rape. It is not worth the risk. My advice to all boys is to experiment with bisexuality. Let other guys suck your dick when you're feeling horny, that will relieve the pressure until you meet a girl who wants to have sex with you. Then you can invite her to join in and share a threesome with you and your suck-buddy.
Girls, insist on condoms when you fuck. If it's not on, it's not on � right! You don't want to catch Sexually Transmitted Diseases and you don't want to get pregnant. Trust me, you do not want to get pregnant just yet. Raising children is THE most challenging task on Earth, and most parents make a total fucking mess of it. Wait until you're at least 25 and you have a few clues about life. Read Arthur Janov's 'The Primal Scream' and learn about childhood suffering before you even think of bringing another poor wretch into this world.
Parents will be furious at me for offering this advise, but parents are pretty dumb. Wise parents would realise that kids are going to play around behind their backs, so why not be up front an honest about the whole thing?
THE QUEST FOR PERFECTION
Everybody would love to be perfect. If we were Stepford Wives and robots we could be. But we're not, we're humans, which means we all differ. Every guy would prefer a ten inch dick and every girl would love to look like Nicole Kidman. But life ain't like that. For every Nicole Kidman there are 10,000 ordinary girls. Some are slim, some are average, some are large. Dicks come in all shapes and sizes. Very few people on this planet are happy with what they got. My advice is to be thankfull that the bits you got, work, and enjoy life regardless of where you fit on the perfection scale.
My own girlfriend is physically disabled, and yet she enjoys the most fabulous and exciting sex life. She is generally a happy, positive-thinking person. Reason? She sees life as being a glass half full, not a glass half empty.
Here's what I can promise you with no fear of contradiction: no matter what you think you might lack, there are always people who will find you just right! Most guys might prefer slim women but there are guys who love and lust after 'rubenesque' women. There are entire web sites and Yahoo Groups devoted to BBWs (Big Beautiful Women.) And guys, while some girls will prefer huge dicks, there are plenty of girls for whom big dicks are uncomfortable. You'll get sick to death of hearing, "It's not what you've got but how you use it..." As one of those blokes who wouldn't mind an extra couple of inches, let me assure you that there is some truth in that statement. But it's not the whole truth.
Here is the whole truth, as I know it. With a lot of women � not all � it isn't the dick that satisfies, it's the attitude. It's the passion. It's the imagination. If you are a passionate guy who knows how to kiss, you'll have her creaming her knickers before you even touch her between the legs! You might not get that at first, but as you become older and more experienced you'll understand what I mean.
Also, most women have a 'trigger' that turns them on. No good asking them what it is because they probably don't know, but if you're the one who discovers it you're in for a hot time in old town tonight! In fact, you're both in for a very satisfactory sex life together.
Trouble is, it's usually a third party who discovers the trigger, not the husband. The husband thinks his wife is frigid, meanwhile the local grocer is spanking her to orgasm every lunch break.
One other thing you should know: Be kind. Nothing is more obnoxious than an unkind person. You wanna be liked, then be kind to people. There is a book called 'How to Win Friends and Influence People.' The author, Dale Carnegie, is way too smarmy for my liking. He advocates sucking up to everyone in order to have them like you. But take a few tips from the book, if you want to be liked and popular, choose kind rather than cruel. Make people feel good about themselves.
(I'm allowed to be cruel to godists because I'm trying to save the fucking planet!!!)
It isn't necessary to grovel and crawl as the book advocates, but how hard is it to find something nice about someone and to tell them so? And as for you...
Accept yourself as you are. You have two choices in life � be happy, or be miserable. Choose happy.
LONG TERM RELATIONSHIPS
Which brings me to long-term relationships and marriage. Don't marry someone who is totally unsuited to you sexually. Play the field, experience sex with several other people before you consider settling down. Were it not for HIV/AIDS I would have suggested that you fuck hundreds of people before settling down, but that's a bit risky these days.
Find out what makes your partner tick. Is he or she gay or bisexual? Does he or she fantasise about threesomes and gang-bangs? Is he or she dominant or submissive? Is he a crossdresser? How important is pornography to him? You need to factor in these things before making a decision to marry. These topics are what your church minister should encourage you do discuss instead of the usual bullshit garbage they lay on you.
Millions of marriages end up on the rocks because after a few years the wife discovers that her husband visits prostitutes, or he likes other guys to fuck him up the arse, or he's sexually attracted to children, or SHE secretly longs to make love to a woman. Or maybe she yearns to be restrained and disciplined. Some women are utterly turned off by the flowers and the sweet talk routine. They put up with it for decades but in fact they long to be restrained and fucked stupid by King Kong and the Vikings from hell!
Which contradicts what I said earlier but you have to realise that it takes all sorts to make this world of ours go round. And for every sub there's a dom. For every dom there's a sub. But you need to sort out who's who and who's into what.
| "It's so long since I've had sex, I can't remember who ties up who!"
Woody Allen
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Guys who suspect they might be crossdressers, these days it's very common, so don't think you're going crazy or something. There is an organisation called 'The Seahorse Society' in Australia which offers advice and support. Look 'em up.
PORNOGRAPHY
And as for pornography, it's been around for thousands of years but nowadays we have greater access to it. Enjoy it. Share it together. Learn from it. The reason the Church is so down on pornography is because the Church can only survive for as long it can convince you that sex is sinful. Provided you are naive enough to believe that you are a "sinner," then the Church can offer you "salvation." Like, "Come to Jesus (via us) and all your "sins" will be forgiven, washed away, and you will receive everlasting life."
"And if you don't come to Jesus, (via us) well, it's eternity in the fires of hell for you!!!"
| "The hideous doctrine of eternal torment after death has probably caused more terror and misery, more cruelty and more violation of natural human sympathy, than any religious belief in the history of mankind. Yet this doctrine was unambiguously taught by Jesus."
Margaret Knight � Lecturer, Edinburgh University
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It was a good promotion, the best ever.
Pornography says, "Hey, this is fun! Try this, try that, enjoy your sex life and to hell with the Church and its fiendish manipulations."
The Church is desperately worried because when you die you're expected to beqeath your wealth to the Church. If the truth suddenly dawns on you that the Church is a coniving scheming fraudulent business predator, it will find itself in deep shit. The Church has got away with its smoke and mirrors subterfuge for almost 2,000 years � ever since "Saint" Peter murdered anyone who withheld funds from his fledgling church � but people the world over are waking up to the truth. Be one of them!
There is a downside to pornography for women, but it doesn't need to be a downside. Guys will never again be satisfied with straight, vanilla sex. They'll probably do as they have done since biblical times, marry the childhood sweetpants and sneak off to fuck the raving hotcunt around the corner. Everyone from King David to Prince Charles has behaved like that. It's the way of men. Actually, not just men, Princess Di flashed the royal gash on more than a few occasions. At least she didn't die a withered old prune like the queen will. But nowadays the hotcunts need to be even more imaginative. Men want "sluts" who deep throat, who take it up the arse and who encourage them to indulge in every perversion known to VCR, DVD and WWW.
Your man might convince you that he's as pure as the driven snow but such men don't exist. Every religious, god-sucking hypocrite secretly fantasises about sticking his dick into places where he shouldn't be sticking his dick. When Benny Hinn isn't on the stage robbing people blind he's fantasising about molesting six year old children. He even considered becoming a Jehovah's Witness at one stage because JH families practice incest. George Bush fantasises about fucking Texas Longhorns. Donald Rumsfeld fantasises about fucking dead bodies.
And you boyfriend's secret turn-on is... what?
Perhaps he's too young for secret turn-ons, but give him time. From age of twenty on, you won't meet a man who doesn't fantasise about 'forbidden' things. Outward appearances have nothing to do with it. Every male member of parliament fantasises about 'forbidden' things, as do barristers, magistrates and judges. Every priest and church minister does likewise. Politicians, barristers and bishops conspire to pass morality laws designed to convince the public that they are superior to the average wanking man. There's old Tony Abbott for example, he fantasises about the splendidly frocked-up Cardinal George Pell. But he's out of luck because George Pell lusts after little boys.
So, as a 21st century female, your choice is, "Shall I become a sweetpants or a hotcunt?" Why not be both?
SEXUAL DIVERSITY
Wonderful relationships have been formed between bisexual men and women, but you need to bring it all out into the open first. Even gay men and women have formed happy relationships together. There is so much more to sex than just straight fucking, and therefore two people can lead satisfactory sex lives simply by being honest, tolerant and understanding towards each other's needs.
Don't let fear and embarrassment prevent you from asking pertinent questions, and don't allow fear and embarrassment prevent you from answering truthfully. Better to find out now that the person you're going out with is unsuitable rather than wait until you're married with children.
Don't allow anyone to make you feel bad because you're into a different scene to the "norm." Trust me, the "norm" is anything but natural! 99% of the world's population spends much of its life on its knees mumbling nonsense to sky phantoms. Don't be a fool just because other people are fools. You don't have to waste your sexual potential because other people waste theirs.
Get out of that box that society tries to keep you in. Like I said earlier, it's your life, your body, your decision. Don't let ANYONE tell you how you must lead your life.
Don't worry about "God" punishing you, "God" punishes everyone. He murdered thousands of Jews for looking inside a box. He murdered millions of non Jews for being non Jews. God murders anyone and everyone. He murders homosexuals, adulterers, masturbators, dog fuckers, dogs, people who work on the sabbath, blasphemers, witches, idol worshipers, insolent children, fortune tellers, people who choose alternative religions, and anyone who pisses and shits.
You would be better off worshiping Satan. I don't personally but if I had to make a choice between the hideous Jehovah, the cretinous mumblebrain Jesus or the twerp Satan, I'd choose Satan. Satan's crimes were insignificant compared to those of the other two. He didn't murder millions of people, nor did he condemn non believers to hell.
Jews worship the God of hate, war and death. Christians worship the God of eternal damnation. They refer to them as the God of Love and the Prince of Peace but that's because they've never read the Bible. Were they to do so they would discover that they are worshiping the most despicable deities ever conceived in the minds of men.
No wonder the world is fucked!
Don't be like your parents and teachers. Do not choose ignorance, learn about Sex and God. Enjoy the one, reject the other, and your life will be all the richer for it.
Goodbye for now. I hope, if nothing else, I've set you thinking.
And if you'd like to check the veracity (means 'truth') of my claims, go Here and click on 'Murders in the Bible' and 'Evil Bible Quotes,' and before long you'll know more about the Bible than any 100 priests locked together in a public lavatory. Which is probably where you'll find them anyway, fucking each other up the arse and dreaming of the good old days when they could get away with doing it to choir boys.
Darwin Copernicus
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