YOUNG PERSON'S GUIDE to SEX and GOD
There is more confusion about Sex and God than any other subjects. Few adults have got the whole thing figured, so it must be especially hard for young people. I mean, who do you ask? You certainly wouldn't ask your local priest about sex because he's quite likely to whip out his dick and ram it down your throat. And when he talks to you about God you have this vaguely uncomfortable feeling that he's lying, because he really hasn't a clue what he's talking about.Let's begin with the subject of God. As an intelligent person you realise that anybody can be taught to believe anything. Just look at the absurd beliefs there are around the world � holy cows, divine elephants, talking snakes, walking corpses... and yet people kill and/or die for those beliefs.
The human brain is like a sponge, and if you drop it into a bucket of red ink it will think red for the rest of its life. Confronted by someone whose brain was dropped into a bucket of blue ink there is likely to be conflict, war maybe. The earlier your brain gets dunked the better. If you can fill a child's brain with gobbledegook from the age of two, chances are you've got him/her for life. The convert will spend the rest of its miserable life gob-gobbling and gook-gooking while dressed in divine gobblegook knickers and a funny hat... anything to curry favour with "God."
Let me tell you, before we take another step, that everything you've been taught about God is absolute and utter crap. People of my generation are too stupid to see this, but you are not. Your parents and tutors won't get this but you will, you'll get it in one...
If there is such a thing as a God � and I'm not denying that there might be � it would be vastly superior to anything the human brain could imagine. It would not be a jealous God or a wrathful God. It would not hiss, roar and give men haemorrhoids, all of which the biblical God does. One minute's reflection should make it obvious to you that everything said or written about God is guesswork garbage. It is "holy cow dung," as one Indian wise man put it. When Moses claims in Deuteronomy that God dropped down to Earth to teach men how to dig latrines (camp toilets) you can see how patently absurd that is.
"All that is necessary, as it seems to me, to convince any reasonable person that the Bible is simply and purely of human invention�of barbarian invention�is to read it. Read it as you would any other book; think of it as you would of any other; get the bandage of reverence from your eyes; drive from your heart the phantom of fear; push from the throne of your brain the cowled form of superstition � then read the Holy Bible, and you will be amazed that you ever, for one moment, supposed a being of infinite wisdom, goodness and purity, to be the author of such ignorance and of such atrocity." Robert G. Ingersoll � Orator, Author
When God boasts that he can fart and produce sounds like a harp that will be heard miles away, or when he warns men that he'll force them to drink their own urine and eat their own excrement, you are gobsmacked. Or at least, you should be.
When God has forty-two children ripped apart by bears simply because they called a man "old baldhead," you question the standard Christian excuse that they were "sinners" who deserved to die.When Jesus resurrects the long dead and stinking, brain-rotted corpse of Lazarus, you can't help wondering whether perhaps old Laz sufferred a speech impediment at the very least. Or when Jesus cures a man of a mental disorder by casting his "demons" into 2,000 pigs, causing the pigs to commit suicide, you wonder what the poor old porkers did to deserve such a fate, and whether perhaps there might have been a more practical method.
When Jesus advises men to gouge out their eyes and cut off their hands for harbouring so much as one lustful thought, you can see how diabolical and insane that is. When Jesus refuses to cure a sick child because she isn't a Jew, you can see how despicable and cruel that is, especially when he calls the mother a "dog." I mean, what kind of a "God" divides his creation into Jews and dogs, offers his services to Jews but withholds them from people like you and me because we're just "dogs"?
"Jesus, in fact, was typical of a certain kind of fanatical young idealist: at one moment holding forth, with tears in his eyes, about the need for universal love; at the next, furiously denouncing the morons, crooks and bigots who do not see eye to eye with him. It is very natural and very human behaviour. But it is not superhuman. Many of the great men of history (for example, Socrates and Gandhi) have met criticism with more dignity and restraint." Margaret Knight � Lecturer, Aberdeen University
When you read about Jesus commanding a fig tree to produce fruit out of season and flying into a rage when it refuses to co-operate, you think, "Hold on a moment," a child of six could have told him that fruit trees don't produce fruit in the winter, how come the Son of God who is God didn't know that?" And when he curses the evil fig tree to death you wonder what is wrong with a man who engages a vegetable in conversation and kills it for disobedience.
"Can this ignorant, racist imbecile really be God?"
Then when you read in Matthew that the graves of "saints" opened up and the maggot-ridden corpses strolled into Jesrusalem to "appear unto many," you start to wonder whether perhaps Matthew was an early incarnation of Bram Stoker, or maybe Edgar Allen Poe.You suspect that the word "faith" stands for Feeble Answers for Imbeciles, Tyrants and Hypocrites.
Your teachers and your parents are ignorant. They are ignorant because they believed what they were taught to believe. They didn't bother to check things out. Show me a person who has actually read the Bible and I will show you a very rare person indeed. Adults teach children shit, and the shit is passed on from one generation to the next. You now have the opportunity to break that cycle. And unless you do your part to undermine religious nonsense, you will not live long enough to raise your own family.
Religionists in the White House and the Pentagon are preparing for Armageddon � a nuclear war within the next ten years to bring Jesus back to earth. Only one problem with that plan, Jesus ain't coming back to earth, and even if he could, everyone down here will be dead or dying.
So as you can see, it is very important and very urgent that young people rid themselves of religious clap-trap. You must awaken other young people from their slumber. There is still time to make a difference, but not much time. It's up to you. Do you want to live a good and joyful life, or do you want to experience a nuclear winter? The choice is entirely yours.
If you choose life, here's what you must do. You must educate yourself. The moment you grasp the importance and the urgency of what I'm saying, the rest will follow naturally. How long will it take to educate yourself? About one hour, maybe less. What adults teach you is so obviously wrong, I can shoot it down in flames in no time. They may have taken 18 years to fill your head full of shit, I can have your brain sparkling clean an hour from now. Or at the very least, seething with anger that you have been lied to so cruelly for so long.
Do you accept the challenge?
If so, read these five short essays. Go Here and read what an intelligent person has to say about Jesus. Then go Here and read three of the most important essays ever written. And perhaps read this quick essay about how I arrived at the conclusion that God and Jesus are figments of man's imagination.
Maximum time spent reading � one hour. You will have learned more in one hour about this thing known as "truth" than everything you've been taught to date. And you should be feeling pretty pissed off about all the lies you've been told. Good, now direct other young people to this site and encourage everyone to join the Yahoo Group. Become a part of the effort to spread some truth and intelligence around the world, before it is too late.
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Confused young people under 18, the church and the government
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