
The Catholic Church has been forced to admit that "some" of its priests are pedophiles, around 2% it says. BULLSHIT! More like 85%. I have a friend who studied for the priesthood. Do you realise that while you're on one side of the confessional spilling the beans about your "sins," the priest is on the other side with his dick out and he's masturbating like crazy! Not some priests, MOST priests. My friend tells me that in his home town of Dublin, the confessional in his local church had some of the laticework broken and the priest used to suck young boys off through the hole, and some used to suck the priest off because they had been told it was good for their soul!That is why suck-holes in public toilets are called Glory Holes. Catholic priests initiated the idea and it caught on.
PLAYING DEVIL's ADVOCATE
Adults insist that children be kept "innocent" for as long as possible. The worst crime imaginable is to rob a child of its "innocence." The reason adults use such terminology is because they were brainwashed to believe that sex is evil and anyone who indulges is GUILTY! Like, you're either innocent, or you're guilty!Their attitude towards sex makes about as much sense as worshiping gods whose main joy in life is torturing and murdering innocent people. Here are a few facts.
HIV/AIDS
Since 1980 the world has been cursed by a disease known as HIV/AIDS. This, plus several other unpleasant greeblies, is a very good reason to go about your sex life cautiously. Condoms are by far the best protection and in a sane world there would be condom vending machines in every school. The reason there isn't is because the Catholic Church is far more concerned about sexual morals than the death of a few school children. If you doubt my word, look at the situation in Africa where millions of people are dying of AIDS and the Catholic Church wants condoms banned there because their use is immoral.
No institution in the history of this planet has been so wrong, so often, with such tragic consequences for the population of the world, as the Catholic Church. In the Phillipines and throughout much of South and Central America, children survive by scavenging for food scraps on rubbish tips. Yet the Catholic Church warns parents that birth control is a sin.
The Catholic Church does everything humanly possible to ensure the birth of millions of unwanted babies every year and then its representatives appear on television pleading with you to donate money to 'World Vision' to take care of the starving children in the world.
May every pope, priest, bishop, archbishop and kiddie fucking cardinal rot in hell.
Disease prevention is the ONLY reason why you should refrain from leading a life of sexual diversity. We are just chimpanzees with large brains, and chimpanzees fuck all day and all night and they don't care who they fuck or which gender they fuck. Their attitude is, "If it feels nice, do it!"
Prior to Judaism the human race used to enjoy sex to the full. Then an idiot called Moses decided that while it was OK for the wealthy, ie Solomon, to own harems with hundreds of slave girls, the poor must remain monogamous. Women had to be more monogamous than men. Like, it was OK for Samson to fuck prostitutes, and for Moses' army to rape children, but "sluts" � or any young girl who might resemble a "slut" � had to be stoned to death.
Whoever it was who wrote the sexual codes of the Old Testament was one sick fuck. If any father today were to drag his daughter to the gates of the city to be stoned to death simply because the "tokens of her virginity were not present," he would be imprisoned, or incarcerated in a lunatic asylum.
"Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the work of a demon than the word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalise mankind; and for my part, I sincerely detest it as I detest everything that is cruel." Thomas Paine � Author, Revolutionary, co-founder of American democracy
This Judaic madness rubbed off onto Jesus and as a result he advocated self mutilation to curb lustful thoughts. The man was quite mad. When his circumcision was botched and he ended up with a scab where his penis used to be it was inevitable that he would rage against sex.
And then there was loopy Saint Paul, he who devoured one too many Amnita Muscura mushrooms on the road to Damascus and who saw a vision of "christ" cruising by. Just a vision, mind you, not the real thing. Paul boasted that he was so perfect, people should follow his example and refuse sex altogether. But if they felt they couldn't abstain, then it was "better to marry than to burn in the fires of hell." Self-righteous twat!
Saint Augustine muddied the waters by pleading with God, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet O Lord." Why he would want to continue pissing and shitting his knickers isn't revealed, but clearly he was in no mood to sheath the saintly slug. Various popes agreed with Saint Augustine that life was a bowl of cherries for the plucking, so when they weren't sodomizing little boys they plucked numerous willing nuns and pope-groupies and fathered between them hundreds of little popelets.
Meanwhile, anyone outside the Vatican who advocated sexual liberty, or intellectual liberty, or any kind of liberty, was charged with heresy and burned to death.
SICK JUDEAO/CHRISTIAN CULTURE
So as you can see, we are descended from a very sick and confused culture, and as much as we might wish it otherwise, we are part of that culture. But this is worth remembering: This is YOUR life! You do NOT have to take those sick values on board. You can make your own decisions about life. And don't worry, you will not go to hell. Hell is reserved for the lying priests and pastors who deliberately deceive the public for their own political and financial ends.
When Jesus said, "Do not pray in public, instead, pray to thy father in private," the Church's response was, "Fuck you Jesus, we can't make money out of people praying in private, we're going to instruct everyone to disobey you." When Jesus said, "Give up thy worldly goods," the Church said, "Get the fuck out of here, you moron, we want a city filled with gold and silver and art treasures. We want magnificent ball gowns and big hats, not to mention substantial salaries."The Church � every church � shits on Jesus and everything he stood for.
Jesus might have been a crazy bastard but he had a few clues about some things. The Church � all churches � who set up in his name, relieve their bowels on him, puke on him, and earn huge amounts of money by corrupting everything he said. Find me a poor priest who encourages you not to pray in public and I'll eat my words.
As a rational thinking human being, your duty is to engage your brain, overcome childhood conditioning and think for yourself. Anything less is mental prostitution, allowing holy charlatans to sodomise your brain so's you can slot seamlessly into society.
DESIGN YOUR LIFE
You have the right to design your life exactly the way you want it to be, and I'm suggesting that you live your sex life to the full, but with regard to your sexual health. There are ways of enjoying sex with zero or minimal health risk. Oral sex is tremendous fun, and provided there is no ejaculation into the mouth, it is a relatively safe past time. Beware of genital warts or herpes sores though. Two healthy people licking and sucking each others genitals will come to no harm.I would go so far as to suggest it would be better to lick a baby's genitals to lull it to sleep, rather than shake it until it's brain bleeds. Of course, I put that sentence in to provoke outrage, I'm inclined to do that, but the fact is that it's a true statement.
Whether made by God or by some other process, the genitals are an integral part of the body. There is no dividing line between good bits and bad bits. The genitals were not designed by the "devil" as religionists seem to believe.
Surely it's kinder to kiss a child's genitals than to beat the infant with a rod, as the Bible commands. "Beat him with a rod, and spare no mercy for his suffering." What an abomination. What sick lump of maggot shit would write such a thing? What kind of a deity would allow it to disgrace the pages of his "holy" book? Probably the sort of deity who revels in the suffering of children. Jehovah, for example.
And yet I'm the one who is perceived as being sick because I'm opposed to the physical abuse of children. Violent child abuse has always been acceptable, commendable even, but anything that might pleasure a child sexually is considered revolting and perverted. Hey, let's ask the child, "Would you like daddy to kiss you down there or would you rather I whip your arse?"
Don't worry, I'm not a pedophile but I enjoy upsetting hypocritical christian bastards who fight for the right to abuse children physically while condemning anyone who advocates kindness and compassion. I am appalled by the cruelty to children that passes as 'discipline,' I am outraged and sickened and left gasping for words to express my abhorrence.
I use extremes to show how cruel and perverted our culture is. The more 'respectable' a society, the sicker its morals. We live in a sick world run by sick people, and they want YOU to fall into line, to become a part of the sick process. DON'T!
The genitals are there to be enjoyed. Yes, of course their primary function is to reproduce, but then the primary function of our legs is to walk. Doesn't mean we can't enjoy dancing and skiing. So suck and lick and masturbate to your heart's content, no harm will come to you providing you're mindful of your health.
GURRRRL POWER!I'm a bloke but I'm also a feminist. Women are every bit as entitled to a great sex life as are men. It is gross hypocricy to admire someone like Julio Inglesias who claims to have fucked over 4,000 women, yet look down upon a woman who admits to enjoying several illicit love affairs. Why should a man be called a stud, yet a woman be called a slut? Not fair.
Girls � turn the word "slut" to your advantage. From this day on, "slut" means Sexually Liberated, Uninhibited Treasure! Reclaim your birth right. Your cunt is your own. Enjoy it. Make the most of it. Have fun with it. Buy a range of vibrators to stimulate yourself at every convenient moment.
Share your ideas, fears and fantasies with your boyfriends and your girlfriends. After you've sucked your boyfriend's dick, encourage him to shoot his cum over your cute little tits � sorry, I get carried away sometimes... Yes of course "society" will be disgusted, but it's the healthiest and safest way to end the session. Hey! � you don't have to tell "society" that you did it!
Be aware, that after a boy has shot his load, he will probably lose interest in you. This is not because you've done anything wrong, or because he is a mean selfish bastard, it's because he is a chimpanzee and after he has ejaculated, his function is over. He can't help being a chimpanzee. And don't worry, he'll be horny again in half an hour.
After he's cum you might be left panting, so fuck yourself to orgasm with your favourite vibrator. Don't be embarrassed, it's YOUR cunt, not your boyfriend's, or your parent's, or "society's." Most female sexual dysfunction is due not to physical or chemical problems but because women's heads are filled with religious shit when they're young and they don't know how to enjoy their bodies.
I've known several so-called frigid women who became wild fucking machines once their sexuality was triggered. Guilt and shame are your two worst enemies. Deliberately implanted into your head by the Church to prevent you enjoying sex, guilt and shame are responsible for more marriage breakdowns than all the other reasons combined. A man will only tolerate a God-fucked woman for so long, and then he will stray. So overcome guilt and shame at all costs!
Actually, some of the wildest, most sex crazed women I've ever known, have been Catholic girls who spent the first part of their lives wallowing in guilt and shame, and who suddenly realised how heinously they had been deceived by their Church, and they decided to make up for lost time. Wow! Clear the decks, re-arrange the furniture, Mary Magdalene on Viagra coming through!
If you have a dog, why not let your dog fuck you? You won't get pregnant and you won't catch HIV/AIDS. I've known several women who fuck dogs and they assure me that it can be very satisfying.
Experiment. Have fun. If you're gay or bisexual, experiment with your own gender. Cock sucking and cunt licking are wonderful activities. Arse fucking is OK too, providing you take adequate precautions. Be aware that this is the riskiest activity of all because the anal linings easily tear and infections can enter your blood stream. But with condoms, it's pretty safe. Anal sex can be painful though, and a bit messy. My suggestion is that you wait until you're older before you indulge in anal sex, wait until you've learned about douching and stuff.
VIOLENCE!
If you discover that your partner is violent, get out of that situation as fast as your legs will carry you! Sometimes it's the woman who's violent but usually it's the guy, so we'll talk about violent men. It's not their fault that they are violent. They were neglected and/or abused when they were young. And now they can't help themselves. They are going to smash heads, kick groins, break ribs. The world is going to pay for their rotten childhoods.
Get out of their world!!!
They won't change, they can't. No matter how much they say they love you, they'll beat you up and maybe kill you. If you have a child, they'll likely pick the child up by the feet and smash its head against a brick wall. Violent men are always very sorry afterwards. Until the next time.
"Happy the man who seizes your children and smashes them against a rock." Psalms 137:9
They are like maltreated puppies, lovely cuddly little creatures who get kicked and beaten. When they turn vicious, which they inevitably will, they should be permanently removed from society. We don't allow violent dogs to roam the streets but we do allow violent men. And the damage they do to their partners and to the next generation is incalculable.
It is a vicious cycle that just goes on and on and on...
You deserve better.
And beware of anyone who shows signs of alcoholism. Be it male or female. You are looking at misery waiting to happen. Once again, not their fault, but do you really want to pay the price for their loveless upbringing?
One day we might get a government which cares about children, as opposed to a governent which says that it cares about children. But it won't happen in my lifetime, nor your lifetime. All you can do is protect yourself from the ravages of child abuse and neglect.
DRUGS
I know very little about this subject. I know about alcohol and I know about tobacco. Because governments are run by low calibre cretins, no one knows how to stop young people smoking. Young people don't care about cancer, only old people die of cancer. If it was up to me I would brand smokers "stinkbreaths." Give smokers a dreadful complex about their breath and they'd soon quit smoking. I used to know a girl who smoked 40 cigarettes a day. Her other favourite pasttime was licking arseholes. There was something about filth that appealed to her. I would link the two pasttimes together in people's minds. "Shitbreath, Stinkbreath!" An ugly old wrinkled woman with shit caked around her mouth saying "Give us a kiss, darlin'."
I'd hit you psychologically, for your own good.
I'd show you the financial cost of smoking, how, by investing $60 a week at 5% p.a., non smokers would be driving a brand new car in a few years while smokers are queueing in the rain for buses. Why on earth would you want to donate $60 a week to British/American Tobacco Company billionaire bastards?
As for illegal drugs, all I can say is, take it easy. Being "off your face" is no great thing. One of the reasons I hate religion so much is because it expects you to surrender your reasoning faculties and prostitute your brain. Drugs can be just as addictive as religion, and just like religion they cause you to behave like a fucking idiot. It's your choice, but remember, just because everyone else behaves like an idiot, you don't have to.
Young Sex continues
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