Riverside Tigers
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JUDGE
MOKA COURT
Da Judge is serving time, Barbaydoze 5/20/00 JUDGE MOKA SPECIAL
A NEW SPIN ON CRICKET OR SHOULD I SAY
JAB..........................................................
World Heavy Weight
Championship........Live from Barbaydoze!!!!!!
Introducing......First
In the Maroon Corner...
Weighing in at a
fighting weight after reducing some fat in the form of Lara
and Hooper.
The R-eggae boyz
with the R for Rohan
Lead by the man
from buju land............jimmy "rasta man" adams
West Indies
And now ladies and gentleman please
welcome.....
In the Green
corner the bad boys of cricket
The Green
Machine........Match Fixin,
In your
face...................Mud slingin,
Pakiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...............
Power,
PA------------kiss-my---------------TAN-,..........ho....yeah
baby.
This fight is
scheduled until one of them dies or cries for his mama.
Your Ringside
announcer are
90 year old Larry
"The Homeey" Merchant.
The champ Roy jo
jo Jones, junior.
And the man
himself the one and only.......... cause your mama say so,
livin la vida loca
JUDGE MOKA
Round 1 Goes to
reggae boyz with pakis on the ropes at 37 for 5
Round 2 Goes to
pakis with youhana lashing back with good combos worth 115
Round 3 Evenly
poised with pakis recovering after a crushing left hook in the
first round.
Moka:
What do you think Larry?
Merchant: Man
check out the gluteaus on the ringside Girl
Roy jo jo Jones: You
right larry that sista got a nice rump. Yo gal, how about backin
that thang up.............
Moka: alright boyz,
we still on national TV waddsup widdat.
Round 4 Definetly
goes to reegae booyz with Hinds makin a swahbuckling 165.
Round 5 Pakis show
some resilience, still alive.
Round 6 Sarwan
throws some good uppercuts and hurts the pakis with 84. Pakis
definetly hurting I can see a cut and some blood coming out.
Round 7 Whoa,
waddsup wid dese pakis suddenly I see some great jabs, hooks
and punches. Round 7 goes to Pakis, they take care of
the WI lead and comeback with a remarkable 152 for no loss and
the charge lead by a 19 year old and a 23 year old.
MOKA: What y'all think about
this fight so far
Larry: Man I got a woody
for that ringside gal
MOKA: larry I think you need to
retire or take a break bass mon.
Roy jo jo Jones: THIS HAS BEEN
A GREAT BATTLE BETWEEN TWO HEAVY WEIGHTS READY TO DOMINATE THE
WORLD. THE WINNER OF THIS BATTLE WILL HAVE A GREAT
IMPACT ON WORLD CRICKET. I WOULD DEFINETLY SAY THIS IS A
BATTLE IS BEING LEAD BY YOUNGSTERS, HINDS AND SARWAN FROM WI
AND NAZIR, WASIM AND YOUHANA FROM PAKISTAN. THE PAKIS ARE
STILL NOT OUT OF DANGER SINCE THEY HAVE A LEAD OF ONLY 7 RUNS.
I THINK TOMMORROW WILL BE THE DECISIVE DAY SO TUNE
IN...........BY THE WAU LARRY IS RIGHT THAT RINGSIDE CHICK IS
FINE. Ah MAY DROP MY DIGITS TO HER.
MOKA: YOU HEARD IT FOLKS FROM
THE MOUTH OF THE CHAMP SO STAY TUNED. THIS IS JUDGE MOKA
SAYING IREE FROM BARBAYDOZE. ME AVE TO DRESS UP AND GO CLUBIN
AN GRIND SOME FINE BAY-JUN TONITE
TEST Match Draw 5/22/00
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