Tiger


Two guys go hunting.  Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted
all his life.  When they get to the woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a 
tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand.  After he 
gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears blood-curdling scream.  
He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!"  
Jerry says, "Hey, I tried.  I really did.  When those snakes crawled 
over me, I didn't make a sound.  When that bear was breathing down my 
neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my 
pants leg and said,  'Should we take them with us or eat them here?'  
I couldn't keep quiet any more!"