One afternoon, three close friends named Hercules, Sleeping Beauty and
Don Juan, sat by the river contemplating their lives.

Bold and arrogant, Hercules exclaimed that he was surely the strongest
person in the world.

"That may be true", said Sleeping Beauty, "but I am better because I am
obviously the most beautiful person in the world".  

Don Juan laughed at both of them and said that without a doubt, he must
be the greatest person alive simply because he had been with the most women.  

After several hours of argument, they decided to consult a Guru for the
truth.

First, Hercules went into Guru's cave. A few moments later he came out
with a massive grin on his face. The Guru had said that he was, in fact, 
the strongest person in the world. He was very pleased.

Sleeping beauty came out of the cave with a lovely smile:
"It is true! I AM the most beautiful woman in the world!"

Moments later a distraught Don Juan came stomping out of 
the cave: "Who the hell is Bill Clinton!!???"