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Some interesting facts here!
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THE LONG AND THE SHORT: According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest
erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4
inches.
HOTDOG HELPERS: The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on
the end of their penises to elongate them--sometimes to such a degree that the
men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of New Hebrides
wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them look up to 17
inches long.
DOUBLE TROUBLE In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna
with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men
similarly endowed.
SO LONG THE NIGHT: Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old
couples make love an avaerage of three times a night, every night, until their
thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
FAST LANE: The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from
skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.
COITUS SEMI-INTERRUPTUS: A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn
for ten thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunctional because
an employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.
LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES: At least 500 Americans die each year from
asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a
more powerful orgasm.
NOBLESSE OBLIGE: England's King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft,
had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual
intercourse.
It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth
century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could
be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon.
In fourteenth-century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were permitted
to display their genitals below a short tunic, while those not
impressively endowed could, if they chose, wear a leather falsie
called a braquette.
MISSIONARIES TAKE NOTE: Given today's average frequency of sexual
intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than
four years to try every One of the 529 positions described in the
Kama Sutra.
GALLIC WAY OF DEATH: French President Francois Faure expired in a
bordello in 1899 during the act of copulation, which so terrified
his lady of the evening that her vagina constricted intractably,
necessitating the surgical removal of the dead man's member.
JUST SAY HOWDY: When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia
greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.
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