Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed.?????
A. A cherry float.

Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A. Beat it - we're closed.

Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A. To find a tight seal.

A. Incontinence Hotline...
Q. Can you hold, please?

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Q. If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is
    on the outside?
A. K9P.

Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A. He heard the snowblower coming.