Men are like coolers... Load them with beer and you can take them
anywhere.

Men are like chocolate bars....sweet, smooth, and they usually head
right for your hips.

Men are like coffee....the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.

Men are like horoscopes....they always tell you what to do and are
usually wrong.

Men are like plungers...they spend most of their lives in a hardware
store or the bathroom.

Men are like cement....after getting laid, they take a long time to get
hard.

Men are like laxatives....they irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like parking spots....the good ones are taken and what's
left is handicapped.

Men are like a snowstorm....you never know when they're coming, how many
inches you'll get, or  how long it Will last..........................