Little Martin
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his
Mother, she said, "Why don't you go across the street and watch the 
builders work, maybe you will learn something."
Martin was gone about two hours. When he came home, his mother asked 
him what he had learned. Martin replied: "Well first you put the god-
damn door up. Then the son of a bitch doesn't fit so you have to take 
the cock sucker down. Then you have to shave am cunt hair off each
side and put the mother fucker back up."
Martin's mother said, "Wait until your father gets home."
When Martin's father got home, Martin's mum told him to ask
Martin what  he had learned today. When Martin told him the whole
story, dad said "Martin, go outside and get me a switch."
Martin replied, "Get fucked. That's the electrician's job."