There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened upon a
pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since 
his last meal, he flew down and began to eat. He ate and ate and ate. 
Finally, he decided he had eaten enough and tried to fly away. He had 
eaten too much though, and could not get off the ground. as he looked 
around wondering what to do now, he spotted a pitchfork leaning up 
against the wall. He climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off, 
thinking that once he got airborne, he would be able to take flight. 
Unfortunately, he was wrong and dropped like a rock, splatting when he 
hit the floor. The moral of the story is: 
Never fly off the handle when you're full of crap.