There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own
business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and --WHACK!!-- 
he knocks him off the bar stool and says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
The little guy thinks "GEEZ" but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking
again when all of a sudden --WHACK-- the big Dude knocks him down AGAIN and says,
"That was a judo chop from Japan." So the little guy has had enough of
this so he leaves and is gone for an hour or so and when he comes back
--WHACK!!!"-- He knocks the big dude off his stool and out cold!!! The little guy
looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to, tell him that was a crowbar
from Sears."  ( A craftsman FOR SURE)