A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send
flowers for the occasion.  They arrived at the new business site and the 
owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace."  The owner was angry and 
called the florist to complain.  After he had told the florist of the 
obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said, "Sir, I'm really 
sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine 
this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have 
flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new location!"








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