Yo!  Greetings from the planet Nirob again.  Yes, I know, you're probably getting sick and tired of me, but oh well.  Well, I'm not sure, but I'm thinking of starting a business.  I'm not sure, but, well, I already said that and I'm sure that you don't want me to repeat it.  Oh, you want to see the beautiful sign Bird That Is Slightly Insane made?  What?  What did she use as ink?  She used eggs!  He he!  The same kind of eggs thtat she used to egg your planet!  Wanna see it?  Good!  Her you go.  You can see it if you like!
PSYCHO
AND
BIRD THAT IS SLIGHTLY INSANE
INC.
What will we be doing?  Why, I don't know.  I really don't have the slightest idea, I though you'd know!  Oh well, I guess we'll figure it out.  But, eeynways, right now I'm gonna blow up the planet.  I'll be back............................................................................  Well, I'm back.  Did you miss me?  Oh well.  Yes I was going to blow up the planet but I only blew up a little island.  It didn't work too good.  I tried, but oh well, thaz life!  He he!  Do you know how to do proofs in geometry?  Here's a proof!  He he!
Given: Crap happens.
Prove: Life happens
1.  Crap happens.     1. Given
2.  Crap=Life              2. Life Pos.
3.  Life happens        3. Substitu
On number 2, life Pos, the pos stands for postulate, and on number three, the subsititu stand for subsitution!  Well, that's enough with teh geometry.  I guess I'll see you later, well, maybe I could stay a little bit longer, seeing as you insist.  Well, no, I really must go, stay, go stay.
Stop it!  No! Stop it! NO NO NO NO NO!  I hate it when I argue with myself.  No matter who wins, it's always me!  IS NOT!  IS TOO!  Oh well, enough of that, I suppose.  Goodbye!
Love
Psycho
and
Bird That Is Slightly Insane
P.S. We'll be back sometime, and next time we'll blow up your head!  It'll be really messy.  Really, really messy!  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
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