Greetings from the planet Nirob!  Remember me?  Psycho? I'm back!  Like I said I would be.  Betcha you thought you'd never see me again.  Oh well, I'm going to egg your planet, which I already did last night.  Remember those eggs that made the sidewalk slippery?  That made the streets unsafe to drive on, so you had to drive slow, and the eggs that covered you while you were sitting outside last night?  Well, those are the eggs I used to egg your planet.  They were eggs from the well known Psycho Bird.  People call it the Psycho Bird, becuase it belongs to me and I raised it from a little baby bird thing! Also, I trained it to act Psycho to everyone but myself.  Well, the Psycho bird , whose name is not really Psycho Bird, but Bird That Is Slightly Insane.  Bird is her first name, That Is Slightly is her second name, and Insane is her last name, as is mine.  Don't you love how I explain all this to you?  Well, Bird lays huge eggs, and I had her aim them at the planet as she laid them, you see, she can make herself lay eggs whenever she wants to!  Well.....
OH CRAP!!!!  BIRD THAT IS SLIGHTLY INSANE!!!  YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!  I WAS TELLING THIS HUMAN PERSON THING ABOUT TELLING YOU TO EGG THE PLANET LAST NIGHT!  OH CRAP!!!  STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!  RIGHT NOW!!!  NOW!!!
Thank you, now as I was saying.....oh, here comes Bird That Is Slightly Insane.  Bird, this is a person who lives on Earth.  Person who lives on Earth, this is Bird That Is Slightly Insane!  Good, now that you've met Bird, she's going to give you her official greeting.  What?  What do you mean gross?  Just cause she laid an egg on you?  What do you mean gross?  Do you think that I have to put up with that?  You're insulting my bird!  Every bird lays eggs is she is female, and laying eggs on a person is her way of saying
"Hello, I am Bird That Is Slightly Insane.  In case you can't tell, I am a female bird!"
There is absolutely nothing gross about that!  So don't be insulting my beloved Bird!  Look!  You made her cry!  Yes Bird, you may egg her when I'm gone!  Wait!  Bird! She said she was sorry, that she didn't realize that she was saying something that was insulting!  Yes, that's better, give her.....No a wing-hand shake.  You don't have hands.  There, now that you two have made up, I really ought to go now!  Come along Bird That Is Slightly Insane.  Bye bye person who lives on Earth!

Psycho

P.S. I'll be back when i can think of something to do when I come back.  Until then, goodbye.
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