Greetings from the planet Nirob! Do you remember me? I'm Psycho, the one that first threatened to turn you all insane, but changed my mind because it wouldn't be any fun if everyone else besides me was insane. Then I threatened to blow up your planet, but changed my mind because I'd be lonely! Do you remember me? WEll, I'm back! Back, back!! He he! Well, I'm trying to think of something to do to you! Hmmm!!! Oh!! I know! I know! I KNOW!!!!! I'll fry your brains! I'll fry your brains! He he! Naa. Fried brains don't taste good, and if I fried your brains, I'd have to fry everybodies brains, and fried brains don't taste good, well, I haven't developed a taste for them yet. Well, help me think, what mean, cruel, nasty and altogether rotten thing should I do to you? I know, I'll tell you my life story. That ought to be torment enough! Okay, I'll start at the beginning! I was born! Some woman gave birth to me, I never knew her, as she died giving birth. Oh well, that's not really important. From the time I was born, I was , true to my name, which my mother, THE WOMAN WHO DIED BEFORE I EVEN KNEW HER!!!!!!, had picked for me before I was born. I was Completely Psycho. (you see, completely is my first name, but I really can't stand It! Psycho is so much better! My whole name is Completely Psycho And Insane. When I decided to go by my middle name, I dropped out the And, I don't like that either. In fact, my first name is Completely, my middle name is Psycho And, and my last name is Insane!) My father raised me. THE JERK! He made me sit around all day doing nothing saying I was crazy to go outside at all the way I was! Well, hehe, THE JERK was right, I suppose. Well, anyway, he loved to see if I could fly, like my mother could, and he'd take me up to the top of our highest mountain cliff place, and dropped me. Ow! That hurt when I hit the ground. After a while I even enjoyed the fall and impact. However, once when my little brother, THE BRAT, was right where I should have crashed, I decided, what the hell, might as well see if I can fly. It turned out that I could. Then I came here, THIS CRAPPY PLANET, to torment the Earth's people. Haha, that is my life story, and you had to read it!!! haha!!
Psycho
P.S. I'll be back!! he he!!
