Welcome!

Hello and welcome to my little corner of the web.
This particular little corner has been sitting here sadly unattended for some time now, just waiting for me to rediscover my passion for html-writing. And it appears that the time has come. So here it is, my redesigned site, free from Rob Van Dam and I-Frames.

Warning!

Just a few words of warning before you venture on in:
At some point during your stay you may well come across a section that would be my own little private stash of fanfic. Why you're here if not for the fanfic I'll never know, but I thought I'd warn you anyway. You'll receive another warning when you pass through that way, but just for now, just remember that my fic tends to be dark or angsty, and positively brimming with slash.
Yes, by slash I *am* referring to m/m and/or f/f pairings, in at least a vaguely homoerotic sense. So don't say I didn't warn you.

And basically, by way of a blanket safety margin, I'd say that nothing on this site should be viewed by anyone who's not legally an adult. I'd rather not have disgruntled parents complaining that I'm corrupting their children, thank-you very much.
So if you're underage, please leave.

Disclaimer

I don't own Monkey Island and more specifically Guybrush Threepwood, nor do I own any of the other characters you'll find lurking on this site. For the most part they're property of LucasArts (the Monkey Island stuff, anyway) or WWE, and where they're not I'll signpost them accordingly.
I'm not laying claim to any of these characters at all. They all belong to other people and I'm not making any money out of this site, so there's not even a smidge of a point in sueing me. All you'll get is a collection of my tacky fanfiction, a well-thumbed copy of Lord of the Rings and a decidedly battered CD with the words 'Escape From Monkey Island' printed on it.
See, I told you it was pointless.