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There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and > > >they lived in London. The poor lady was not > > >very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her >husband. > > > > > >The real problem arose whenever she > > >had to shop for groceries. > > > > > >One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. > > >She didn't know how to put forward her request, > > >and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher > > >got the message and the lady went home with > > >pork legs.The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she > > >didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned > > >her blouse to show the butcher her breast.The lady got what she wanted. > > >The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy > > >sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her > > >husband to the store... > > > > > >(Please scroll page down.) > > > > > >> > > > > > What were you thinking? > > > > > > Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!! > > > Now get back to work...........

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